Soundgarden
Here's the thing about a cold beer: if it's cold enough, it can only ever be so bad. Empties make for great targets, even if fewer of you make it to the not-range each year. Your coworkers don't even think you shoot; you last attended a Team Building Exercise in 97.
They Might Be Giants
You drive a Subaru and wish your city had better transit. Middle school was hell, but you'll go to your grave thinking there was no greater feeling than being 14 and staying up way too late drinking red Barqs and playing Age of Empires II over LAN.
Bad Religion
The house you lived in after undergrad recently sold for $1.5 million. Everyone in the group chat spent the whole day roasting the Zillow-visible coverups of damage from parties you threw. The next week, you sent a doodle poll about which Airbnb to get in the Marginy.
