Kat

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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.

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I SAID IT AND I MEANT IT.

“He seems like a perfectly lovely person, aside from the tax evasion” @bloodyhades.bsky.social

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Death Cab For Cutie "I miss the simple challenge of texting by T9," you post on X, Threads, bluesky, notes, cohost, tumblr, & as your facebook status. "The friction meant what you said mattered more." You are driving to pick up a CSA box, last month's veggies freshly composted.

Welp... @jrmoockjr.bsky.social it us.

Tove Lo You've canvassed in a crop top, and worn the top half of a suit to a zoom PTA meeting. Your guest room has a standing "no-questions-asked, you can crash for a night" policy for your kids' friends, though they tell you over breakfast anyway.

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we are all God's children. unfortunately he's forgotten us in his locked car on a 105F day

FUCK YEAH! LET'S GO, BABY!!!!

We have already just admitted we are indeed doing this again in 2026 so start planning!

Wow...really coming for my throat today.

Soundgarden Here's the thing about a cold beer: if it's cold enough, it can only ever be so bad. Empties make for great targets, even if fewer of you make it to the not-range each year. Your coworkers don't even think you shoot; you last attended a Team Building Exercise in 97.

That's fuckin cool.

Over the course of 15 months and with 62 Lakota speakers involved, The Avengers has been dubbed fully into Lakota by the original cast: reactormag.com/the-avengers...

The Avengers Cast Reassembles to Dub Film in Lakota Language - Reactorreactormag.com Working with The Lakota Language Reclamation Project, the actors came together once more for a very important cause.

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In a just world asking it how much carbon pollution generative AI pumps out each year would cause the system to self-destruct

Uhhhh wtf

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yeah but on the other hand, fuck google

Truly. I'll give someone all of my money if they make this a thing that I can buy.

It remains a bit wild to me that it's 2024 and the "home to-do list/console screen mounted on walls in your house" remains a DIY task and not something that companies will sell you out of the box with that specific use-case

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We want to say something about the donation that put us over the top, to a one million dollars lifetime fundraising achievement, because it was a special one. It was yours.

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thank you all for somehow making the number of contributions an exact even number. LOL I appreciate the dedication to the dramatic moment

Beautiful. 15/10. No notes.

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OH MY GOD Y'ALL!!!! WE DID IT!!!! Truly unbelievably grateful and emotional to see this number. This may be the best "How it Started, How It's Going" of my life. Thank you, y'all, for helping us make this happen. Under no circumstances should you fuck with romancelandia.

I told my coworker yesterday that my partner couldn't pick me up from work because they were at home getting dinner ready. She goes "do they have a brother?" The standards. They are so low. And yet, men like this keep digging under them.

“Women’s standards are too high, they only want Chads”

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NOBODY MOVE

Me doing the exact math to see the size of donation we’re looking at….

Just walked past a member who said “I like your pants. OH MY GOD - YOUR EARRINGS!!!!” @jrmoockjr.bsky.social wins at gifting yet again.

Jupiter Ascending. That movie is perfection and no one can convince me otherwise.

Alright timeline cleanser time: What are some bad movies that you unironically love? I don’t mean like MST3K love here. It’s not a good movie, but you enjoy it on its own merits anyway I am starting with The Accountant

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Horror Haikus The Mummy Imhotep revived! Everyone is very hot, Sorry, distracted.

I really wish that Capitol One had the ability to give accounts nicknames. I've got four savings accounts and I can never remember which one is the vacation fund vs the mutual aid fund.

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His name isn't even Mr Peanut! His full name--and I'm not making this up--is "Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe." That's the name of someone who has a doctorate in phrenology. That's the name of someone who thinks lobotomies get a bad rap. This is the name of somebody with opinions on Rhodesia.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I have decided to start a feud with Mr Peanut. I can no longer remain silent while this piece of shit legume Uncle Tom colonizer motherfucker is on the loose

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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.

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(no matter how often you tell non-profits or convention hotels or bars or the person in charge of the 32auctions server that Romancelandia is coming... no one is ever prepared 🤣)

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One of Paul Simon’s trademarks is going unnecessarily hard in situations that absolutely do not merit it, like this touching, deceptively well crafted, verified BOP he wrote for the Wild Thornberries movie

Paul Simon - Father And Daughter (Official Video)youtu.be Official video for "Father and Daughter" by Paul SimonListen to Paul Simon: https://paulsimon.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the official Paul Simon YouTube cha...

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So, we're going to be real with you: This is an ad. hellgatenyc.com/membership

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Today, July 8th, is the 24th anniversary of the infamous "Paddleboro" raid, in which Attleboro, Mass. police broke up a BDSM play party of consenting adults, and charged one attendee with "assault with a dangerous weapon" for paddling the other with a wooden spoon.

For those who weren't a part of #MilTwitter, he was referred to over there as Piss-obiec because he fucked up so spectacularly that his security clearance was revoked. The only thing he was qualified to do after that was watch other sailors pee to make sure they weren't cheating on a piss test.

just so everybody knows what's happening here, this is Jack Posobiec—who spent the past week as a featured guest on InfoWars—speaking to the MAGA group of the wife of a Supreme Court justice

We have a new person starting today and I'm supposed to have all of his access set up and ready to go. His boss gave me the information that I needed to set him up at 9pm LAST NIGHT.

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Actually no, let's do this; it would be Good, Actually

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seriously I cannot get enough. cry more. cry harder. understand that as long as people draw breath the opposition to fascism is stronger than you. whatever your reasons for being a fascist, know every time that your gains will be short ones which you'll relinquish in tears every. fuckin. time

DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS btw