Dan Chibnall: Every single criminal in a car chase with one of these things escapes easily by having it pursue them through a car wash

Every single criminal in a car chase with one of these things escapes easily by having it pursue them through a car wash

the president of a California-based company assured me yesterday they are 'indeed working with police departments' to create fleets of militarized Cybertruck cop cars my look into disaster capitalism's latest batshit boutique industry for @popsci.bsky.social www.popsci.com/technology/c...

Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are comingwww.popsci.com A California company is advertising ‘tactical response’ Cybertruck upgrades for police cruisers, including shotgun racks and sirens.

Gonna keep water balloons in my glove compartment for chucking at CyberCops.

Think of all the overtime that will be incurred as officers wash and dry their vehicles after each shift.

Living on a major tourism road with King Tides. This winter will be highly entertaining.

Oh gosh, are we gonna get cities banning car washes or cops just shooting up gas stations?

Only the driest, flattest cities in America will have Cybertruk cop cars

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