MonthlyLimitSoldier: the president of a California-based company assured me yesterday they are 'indeed working with police departments' to create fleets of militarized Cybertruck cop cars my look into disaster capitalism's latest batshit boutique industry for @popsci.bsky.social www.popsci.com/technology/c...

the president of a California-based company assured me yesterday they are 'indeed working with police departments' to create fleets of militarized Cybertruck cop cars my look into disaster capitalism's latest batshit boutique industry for @popsci.bsky.social www.popsci.com/technology/c...

Militarized Cybertruck cop cars are comingwww.popsci.com A California company is advertising ‘tactical response’ Cybertruck upgrades for police cruisers, including shotgun racks and sirens.

i feel like this is (unfortunately) up @atherton.bsky.social's alley

i support giving police the tools they need to accidentally kill themselves in funny ways

Watching it 'briefly serve as a boat' before sinking in the harbour would be priceless

The combination of police constantly causing unnecessary car chases and the lack of crumple zones in the Cybertruck *chefs kiss*.

Hm, on the one hand this will thwart a lot of cops. But on the other, it will almost certainly hurt others in so doing. I'm torn.

Irma gonna happen anyway, so let the pigs roast themselves alive.

I refuse to pay out more workers comp claims for cops who get a boo boo in the fascist cosplay car.

If a cop tries to pull you over, just drive through a puddle and you’ll get away scot free

Splash water on it and it'll rust through soon enough.

whip a water balloon at em

Cops shooting their ARs into the sky to try to kill the rain clouds

I heard a raindrop

Right?! Or just drive fast enough when they chase you jt overheats abd hopefully....goes up. Wink wi k

Yesss please bring the rot economy to cop shops

Waste billion dollar police budgets on trash

can't wait for cops to get trapped inside and [redacted]

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Mmm, smells like fascism.

I’ve read that long pig tastes like pork.

I welcome this because then you just need to drive up a gentle slope or through some sand to escape them

Time to commit all crimes inside car washes

Or on rainy days.

Getting into a high speed chase and getting away by going through a car wash

GTA was just predicting future trends!

Lol, go for it!

How are these contraptions street legal?!

Rich man wanted money.

they're actually *so* heavy they bypass a lot of regulations bc normally a similarly weighted vehicle would be semi industrial like a tow truck or something, not just a commercial car

Rich man pays off the deregulated standards

How soon before the first cop shoots his car for "resisting"?

Quite frankly, police departments should be buying the least expensive vehicles that can fulfill the requirements, not wasting taxpayer money on shit like this.

Police departments should be disbanded

Welcome to America, where police are for oppression, not law enforcement

The cop cosplay aesthetic is just getting more and more ridiculous

This thing voids warranty if you drive it over a pothole.

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Meanwhile driving off-road is still not covered by the warranty.

The chase scenes in movies are gonna be HILARIOUS

ah yeah, because we definitely need cops speeding in these in residential areas

Judging by how these have done so far speeding is probably the last thing they'll be able to do in these

Please let them speed tbh, cause they'll be more likely to kill themselves

and the people around them.......🍅

I support this

So many "it just bursts into flame" jokes I want to make right now.

fine. I'll just commit my crimes when it's raining

I love this for them

bless their hearts

Flee by using a real 4x4 on loose or steep surface. Resist the temptation to stop and look and laugh at the Poleesse skidding helplessly.

this is the way

*robs bank in the rain* *gets away easily*

I can't help but suspect this will actually wind up being very funny.

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