Man. Homer is a perfect encapsulation of a white dude who failed his whole life and still kept a job working at the same company. I've been fired for looking at people strange, lol
I've been fired for being curt at a customer who complained about the price of coffee going up at Panera, which I didn't know, thinking I'd over charged him.
I knew this guy. He always ordered coffee to go, and then sat for multiple hours, because he didn't want to pay the miniscule tax.