Brendel: Sounds good, no follow up questions from me!

Sounds good, no follow up questions from me!

Robert F Kennedy Jr brushes off sexual assault allegation: ‘I am who I am’

Robert F Kennedy Jr brushes off sexual assault allegation: ‘I am who I am’www.theguardian.com Independent candidate says ‘I am not a church boy’ after ex-nanny tells Vanity Fair he assaulted her at his home in 1998

a Kennedy violated someone sexually? no way!

Hope you like being exiled from the compound sir!

whew, glad that was cleared up!

popeye defense, strong gambit

I refuse to believe this picture isn't doctored to make him look like a literal monster

He looks like a broken animatronic

He always looks angry . . . he's a horrible person.

The Kennedy is strong in this one.

"I had a very, very rambunctious youth." Motherfucker, you were 44!

You’re Bobby’s kid. If that doesn’t get you a consent fuck, I don’t even know what to tell you.

I'm not a pervert, I'm just a Kennedy.

Whew. Check out the shine on that tomato. Genuinely, this might be the candidate whose health is most likely to fail him first. Inshallah, and so forth.

the ol popeye defense

I thought he was another guy for a minute!

That doesn’t sound like a defense more like a confession

This could just as easily work as an Onion headline.

Popworm

Trump has proven that it doesn’t matter as long as you have zero ethics

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