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B. Coul

@briancoulombe.bsky.social

Because you gotta.
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Dark day my fat ass. This was the best news I got all weekend
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He never should’ve agreed to that debate
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I hate summer. Do you know what happens to a glass full of ice when you leave it out? That’s what my floors do every year.
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There’s only one guy in this country. I want to see wearing a red cap.
If you see this post, post something red if you’d like.
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Who decides what is official? What is to stop him from officially declaring the past unofficial shit he did to be official? This is madness. This Scotus ruling is madness!
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You know, the whole “both sides are bad” argument doesn’t really work when one side is noticeably, measurably, obviously worse.
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Two weeks ago I bought streetfighter six on sale. It’s pretty good.
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Anyone ever look back at all the beloved celebrities we’ve lost over the years and worried that if they were still alive today, they would be Trump supporters?
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I’m just thinking of it now, but it’s been about four years since my sister found kismet in her friends shed and took him in. I love you, little man.
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Guys, we don't need to screenshot right-wing dipshits disingenuously falling for AI and bring it here EVERY time. Please don't let this place become the left-wing version of Truth Social, which died because fascists were so boring on their own they needed to own the libs to generate any traction.
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I decide to give the smiling friends a try, and their latest episode has a Doug Walker cameo. Sigh
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Just let me say this. Whatever is going on in the world right now, I genuinely think that avoiding a second term of President Trump will be a net positive for civilization as a whole. If that means we have to have a second term of President Biden, then I will accept that.
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@leguigui.bsky.social how do you argue with these guys and not lose your mind in the process?
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just hear me out: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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@aliceinkeynes.bsky.social I don’t know why blue sky keeps doing that to you, but it makes me laugh
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I should know better than to get in arguments with anti-Bidens. It’s not even like the “glass half empty glass half full” argument. It’s like arguing with someone who can’t tell the difference between half empty and empty.
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“How specifically can trump be worse?” “None of you will tell us” !?!?! Is my phone signed onto a blue sky account from a parallel timeline? We don’t have to tell you anything you can just look at what’s been going on in the world since 2016. I need a break.
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ROWLING, today is Mother’s Day and Roger Corman passed away last night! NOBODY is in the mood for your shit right now! NOBODY!
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I decide it’s time to go to bed. He decides it’s time to do his laps around the house.
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This might be the first time in years I’ve been tempted to watch a Nostalgia Critic video.
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Sometimes I wish we could start over and do the whole century again. But it would mean my nephew might never be born and I would have to go through high school again, so I am REALLY conflicted about it.
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Me in the 2000s: I can’t believe you all like THIS thing. THAT thing is way cooler. News article in the 2020s: THIS thing has garnered praise for providing helping support for the puppies and orphans that were revealed to have been molested by THAT thing. Me in the 2020s: oh goddamnit!
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What the hell even IS Fortnite anymore? youtu.be/4bUkuL9oUbw?...
Star Wars Lands in the Fortnite Universe | Gameplay Traileryoutu.be In time for May 4, Star Wars brings galactic adventure to different parts of the Fortnite universe: LEGO Fortnite, Battle Royale, Fortnite Festival, and Rocket Racing https://fn.gg/Star-Wars-Returns Fortnite and Star Wars are crossing over again, but not in the same way as before! On May 3 with v29.40, galactic adventure comes to different parts of the Fortnite universe: LEGO® Fortnite, Battle Royale, Fortnite Festival, and Rocket Racing. There’s something for every Star Wars fan in this vast crossover. Head to LEGO Fortnite to unlock Star Wars Builds and Decor, or fight off enemies with a Wookiee Bowcaster by your side in Battle Royale. Rock out in a Mos Eisley Cantina-inspired area at the Festival Jam Stage, and unlock a Podracer and Darth Maul Decal in Rocket Racing! REBEL AGAINST THE EMPIRE IN LEGO FORTNITE The Empire and Rebels are coming to your LEGO Fortnite world... Side with the Rebels by building up the Rebel Village and using tools to keep the Empire at bay: Lightsabers, Bowcasters, DL-44 Blasters, E-11 Blasters, and Thermal Detonators! Make progress in the LEGO Pass: Rebel Adventure as you help out the Rebellion. This Pass has unlockable rewards including Star Wars Builds and Decor, and the Chewbacca Outfit you’ll get just for upgrading to the Pass’ Premium Reward Track! There’s so much to see and do in LEGO Fortnite that there’s a whole ‘nother blog post fans can read 👀 CHEWBACCA JOINS THE FIGHT Millennium Falcon co-pilot Chewbacca has been captured and it’s up to you to rescue him! To save him from the claws of the Empire, you’ll need to head to a specific Imperial Roadblock. (The one he’s at changes each match!) Chewbacca will cheer after being liberated, then follow you into battle with his trusty Bowcaster. Who says Wookiees should have all the fun? Chewbacca will hand you your own Wookiee Bowcaster as a thanks for rescuing him! You can also find one inside Imperial Chests at Imperial Roadblocks across the Island. With this weapon equipped, shoot individual quarrels quickly or charge up a heavier, explosive shot. WIELD DARTH VADER’S LIGHTSABER ONCE AGAIN! Don’t underestimate the power of the dark side. Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers will be returning to the BR Island in the Lambda Shuttle! Defeat Vader in battle and you’ll be able to pick up his lightsaber. Use Darth Vader’s Lightsaber to block incoming fire and swing at enemies, and even throw it at your opponents! A GALAXY FULL OF QUESTS Put your Bowcaster and Blaster skills to the test to complete Battle Royale’s Star Wars Quests! You’ll receive a Battle Pass Level Up for completing five of these Quests, and the AWR Pack Back Bling for completing ten. Battle Royale’s Star Wars Quests will be released in two phases during the crossover: the first on May 3 at 9 AM ET and the second at 9 AM ET on May 7. The Star Wars bash in Battle Royale, including the Quests, will end May 14 at 9 AM ET! UNLOCK THE SEVEN-STRING HALLIKSET GUITAR! Pick up a Naboo classic. You can unlock the Seven-string Hallikset Guitar by completing seven of Fortnite Festival’s Star Wars Quests! These Quests go live 9 AM ET on May 3. For completing just four, you’ll unlock a Battle Pass Level Up! Fortnite Festival’s Star Wars festivities, including the Quests, will be available until May 14 at 9 AM ET! "KEEP AWAY FROM THOSE ENERGY BINDERS" - STAR WARS IN ROCKET RACING Ready your hyperdrive — it’s ‘bout time to boost to the Quest tab! Keep a lookout for Star Wars Quests flipping into Rocket Racing on May 3 at 9 AM ET, and more at 9 AM ET on May 7. Complete seven of these Quests to unlock a Battle Pass Level Up and 14 to unlock the podracing-inspired Energy Binders Trail! Starting May 3 at 9 AM ET, Rocket Racing will also have May the Fourth Quests. Complete four to unlock Anakin’s Podracer Decal and eight to unlock the Darth Maul Decal! Drive over to the dark side of the track. Both sets of Quests will be available in Rocket Racing until May 20 at 9 PM ET! PLAY AN ICONIC STAR WARS SONG! Take the cantina band’s catchiest song with you across the Fortnite universe with the “Cantina Band” (a.k.a. “Mad About Me”) Jam Track. (You can probably already hear it, can’t you?) Give “Cantina Band” a go with new intergalactic Instruments. Play like an Ewok percussionist with the Endorian Drum Kit, or if you’re the lead, become a Nalargonist with the Nalargon Keytar. Star Wars lands in the Fortnite universe on May 3, just in time for Star Wars Day. May the Force be with you. Play Fortnite Battle Royale, the completely free 100-player PvP mode. One giant map, A Battle Bus, Last one standing wins. ESRB Rating: Teen with Violence. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fortnite/​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/FortniteGame​ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FortniteGame/​ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@Fortnite Learn More: https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite/en-US/home
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Tonight is apparently Walpurgis night. The night of evil. WAAAAAAA…
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Hey, horror fans, I’ve got a quote from a cheap b movie I remember hearing as a kid. I’m trying to remember what movie it’s from. Maybe some of you guys know it. “To you it is a phone book, to us it is a menu”
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With X-Men 97 being a thing, I decided to rewatch the intro to the original series and I have a question. Who the heck is this guy?
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His name is kismet. In 2020 right before the pandemic really got started my sister was visiting a friend and found him in said friends shed when he was still just a kitten. She took him home and adopted him and from there, he kind of adopted me.
Reskeet your profile pic! I'M BATMAN! Nothing very original, I know, this pic date from when I was part of an old forum where you could only pick your avatar picture from a pre-established list. When I decided to pick mine, I noticed no one had taken the Batman one yet, so of course I took it.