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Fake Library Statistics
Fake Library Statistics
@fakelibstats.bsky.social
Librarian and maker upper of stuff, just like all stats
Patrick Stewart
@sirpatstew.bsky.social
scanbcn
scanbcn
@scanbcn.bsky.social
Knowledge is power, arm yourself.
Hack the world.
Cross Developer.
My opinions are my own.
Soc català, faig coses
@[email protected]
twitter:scanbcn
Adrienne Lai
Adrienne Lai
@80l.bsky.social
Design, govtech, San Antonio Spurs. You’re probably just following me for dog pics.
Dave Barry
Dave Barry
@staticshot.bsky.social
📸 Photographer, Videographer 🎥 Drone : A1/A3/A2 and special category license 🏔 A hiker and daydreamer 🐶 Over the top dog lover 🇮🇪 Dublin
Sean Leahy
Sean Leahy
@thepunningman.bsky.social
Call a Bondulance
jozzie.bsky.social
@jozzie.bsky.social
chrissy
chrissy
@chrissyteigen.bsky.social
secunda
secunda
@secunda.bsky.social
bird enjoyer
Jason Sweeney
Jason Sweeney
@sween.bsky.social
I liked cats before they were cool
Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill
@markhamill.bsky.social
thedogist.bsky.social
thedogist.bsky.social
@thedogist.bsky.social
Adam Rutherford
@adamrutherford.bsky.social
I had a marvellous time ruining everything
Paul Bronks
Paul Bronks
@slendersherbet.bsky.social
To help care for sick and injured animals, please donate to Lovina Animal Welfare at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/lovinaAW Thank you ❤️
Matt Oswalt
@oswalt.dev
Liz Hackett
Liz Hackett
@lizhackett.bsky.social
A pile of sandbags wearing a bikini.
nocontextbrits.bsky.social
@nocontextbrits.bsky.social
Tyler Olsen
Tyler Olsen
@tyolsen.bsky.social
Editor, reporter, and delivery boy at the Fraser Valley Current (www.fvcurrent.com).
Jorts (and Jean)
Jorts (and Jean)
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
mrlloydspandex.bsky.social
mrlloydspandex.bsky.social
@mrlloydspandex.bsky.social
Stephen King
Stephen King
@stephenking.bsky.social
Writer
Bridgy Fed for the fediverse
Bridgy Fed for the fediverse
@ap.brid.gy
Bridgy Fed (https://fed.brid.gy/) bot user for the fediverse. To bridge your Bluesky account to the fediverse, follow this account. More info: https://fed.brid.gy/docs
alterosen
alterosen
@alterosen.bsky.social
Canadian, library lady, BPALista, she/her
Allie Alvis 🌷
Allie Alvis 🌷
@book-historia.bsky.social
Book historian, medieval manuscript liker, Curator of Special Collections at the Winterthur Library. She/they. Biblioshitposter.
BC Weather Alerts
BC Weather Alerts
@bcwxalerts.bsky.social
B.C. Weather Alerts from Environment Canada Data. This is an unofficial convenience service NOT affiliated with ECCC. Please consult ECCC for official alerts weather.gc.ca

Updates every 5 minutes

Bot By @JayIsPainting.earthskyart.ca
Cecily W.
Cecily W.
@skeskali.bsky.social
She/They . Blackity, Black, #Black. Internet OG (c. 1993). Dual citizen 🇺🇸/🇨🇦. @skeskali (or @skeskali.too) on every social. Librarian who tells stories with data. Lifetime member of the #AlphabetMafia. Header graphic by me
Tom Gauld
Tom Gauld
@tomgauld.bsky.social
Cartoonist and Illustrator. My latest book of cartoons, REVENGE OF THE LIBRARIANS, is out now! www.tomgauld.com
The Heathyorker
The Heathyorker
@theheathyorker.bsky.social
Parody account swapping captions from Healthcliff and The New Yorker Not affiliated with either cartoon.
Afro Puff
Afro Puff
@nutts4nutts.bsky.social
Hello! I am Blanca , 4 year old Void 🐈‍⬛ here with my two brothers Blue Balou 3 🐈 and Chorizo 1, the 🌭. Plus our dear Yuri 🐈🌈. We live with our Mama the Afro Puff in beautiful California☀️
Julian Key
Julian Key
@juliankey.bsky.social
Proud library worker, union activist, and classic movie lover. Opinions are my own. He/Him/His
Stone Cold Jane Austen
Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE etc.🖖
TaskMaster.Info
TaskMaster.Info
@taskmasterinfo.bsky.social
Taskmaster obsessive and owner/developer of the ridiculous online Taskmaster database http://taskmaster.info. Yes, I might well be.
Kifty
Kifty
@kifty.bsky.social
I'm a Web Librarian interested in usability, accessibility, music, podcasts and board games. Trying to make the world a better place for my kids. Level 5 Social Justice Rogue.

You can also find me at https://mastodon.social/@kifty
Lynda Carter
Lynda Carter
@lyndacarter.bsky.social
Singer, Actress and proud Mom!

Listen to my new single #RiseUp:
https://orcd.co/lyndacarterriseup
New West Lots 🏠
New West Lots 🏠
@newwestlots.com
Houses, buildings, parks & streets in New Westminster, British Columbia | photos © Alex Welsh @alexwelsh.newwestlots.com | website: newwestlots.com | Mastodon: @[email protected] | Instagram: @newwestlots
Brooke
Brooke
@babblinbrooke.bsky.social
Staffed comedy writer, home owner in Los Angeles and total liar.
Erica
Erica
@ericajforsyth.bsky.social
Tea lover 🍵 and avid reader 📚 woke lefty 👈 Pro-choice Standing against racism, homophobia 🏳️‍🌈 climate denial & religious abuse 🎃
Skygaze Support
Skygaze Support
@hi.skygaze.io
official support account for @skygaze.io

Email: [email protected]
janis.bsky.social
janis.bsky.social
@janis.bsky.social
Vancouver-ish librarian, writer, music and radio type, etc. (@bloodredruby in The Other Place)
phil jamesson
phil jamesson
@philjamesson.com
my job is writing funny things for cool stuff
Brittlestar
Brittlestar
@brittlestar.com
Social Media Darling and Momenteur
Quinn Cummings
Quinn Cummings
@quinncy.bsky.social
Court Jester is dead. Long live Court Jester.
Sir Michael
Sir Michael
@sirmichael.bsky.social
Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
Reverend Scott
Reverend Scott
@reverendscott.bsky.social
Maximum effor
Randall Munroe
Randall Munroe
@xkcd.com
Diane Therrien
Diane Therrien
@dianetherrien.bsky.social
Erstwhile politician, current union researcher. Loves: dogs, dancing, working class solidarity.
Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic
@alyankovic.bsky.social
You know... the weird one.
Mary Roach
Mary Roach
@maryroach.bsky.social
Nonfiction author, science goober. Stiff, Bonk, Fuzz, Grunt, Packing for Mars, etc.
Ken Jennings
Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (bit.ly/3kLgJKO) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (patreon.com/omnibusproject).
Rex The TV Terrier ™
Rex The TV Terrier ™
@rexthetvterrier.bsky.social
Bull Terrier, TV Lover, CEO of Rex The TV Terrier Inc, a 501(c)3 non-profit, aficionado of fine sticks and delicious fruits