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My parents met 32 years ago tonight. How that night went no context
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no, I know my conceivement date and its much worse
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now i need to know if im closer in age to you or your parents
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pretty sure me by a few years
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thank god i didn’t need that today
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….welp. If anyone needs me, just follow the screams.
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is that something I should know about
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sorry, keep going into a fugue state when i look at the calculator and see that your parents met in … 1992?
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don’t ask when I came into the picture
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Your parents met four months before I moved here to Dallas.
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I’m so sorry you had to experience Dallas
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I’ve had nothing but fun here.
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Sorry, just obligated to hate that city on principle
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Haha, no worries. You would hate Frisco where The Star is located, I imagine.
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I still have refused to fly American ever since they stranded me in Arlington for a night
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Ah, found the man without allergies