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I’m not going to answer the question directly, but rather recall the time in college an otherwise very intelligent classmate excitedly shared that they’d heard a “disco cover of Cake’s ‘I Will Survive’” I’ve been thinking about it for 20 years
Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?
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ordered a shirt for my wife off the internet
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this year’s birthday cake request from my eldest was a cookie cake with Enderman from Minecraft on it, I delivered, please clap
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Biden should focus on kitchen-table issues and announce an executive order making the 4th of July a Thursday every year
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happy anniversary to a real one
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lord, I see what you’ve done for others…
Holy shit that’s an ass-whipping
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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me
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This 4th of July, take a little time to think about how the Left can try to reclaim patriotism from conservatives. Seems like the story of a country that cast off a king and fought a civil war to free the slaves is fertile ground given our present moment.
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boomer relative posted this on Facebook five days ago (It does not specify if it is the 45th anniversary of the start or end of the war, which lasted more than one day and ended 49 years ago in April)
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the Bear is cool and all but if my local sandwich shop closed down and then suddenly reopened itself as an upscale bourgeois fine dining location I would kill myself
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It is 4:29pm on July 3rd; if you are working right now you are either inexplicably the most productive you have ever been OR you have been legally dead for three hours. There is no in between
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Biden circling the wagons
At least he’s spending his six hours of lucidity a day on feeble vanity plays
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Joe Biden saying he’s only leaving the White House in a pine box is gonna hit a lot differently though
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I have no idea whether Biden is going to drop out or not, but I have been through enough college football head coaching searches to know that "a spokesman vehemently denies the anonymous rumor" does not necessarily mean it's not true
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rarely has there been a bigger gap between expectations and reality than the dog getting excited that I was getting my shoes on but I was doing it to go to the fireworks store
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how does this very large dog manage to make himself look like the littlest baby
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they better be stuffing his ass with uppers right now
*BIDEN TO DELIVER REMARKS ON IMMUNITY RULING AT 7:45 PM ET
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my son just referred to Phantom Fireworks as “Phantom of the Fireworks” and I have an idea for a musical
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a thing to remember, in all of this horror, is that these are not the actions of a political party that is confident it represents the will of the people, and who is currently out of power and enslaved to a deeply flawed avatar. the struggle is not over and they have not won
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planning a week-long vacation so as to maximize things seen/done per PTO day taken / returning home eight hours before work
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This post feels so quaint after a week in California. (I saw seven.)
I regret to inform you I have now seen a Cybertruck. As expected, looked dumb as shit.
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A big compliment a buddy of mine (who is on here) gives me is when I cook something good, he'll ask if it is an @actioncookbook.bsky.social recipe or a Mark one.
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listening to Chappell Roan in a self-driving cab through San Francisco like a good ally
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It’s me, I’m the problem
Somebody on here posting House of Nanking food porn and I have to go San Francisco yesterday
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anyone have recommendations for dinner in San Francisco? Will have kids in tow, but they’re increasingly adventurous eaters
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“one bar of cell service and no wifi” is the right amount of connectivity for a vacation and also for life
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the back bar at the tasting room in a new $50M distillery that has not produced its own bourbon yet (this one is mostly for @dinfontay.bsky.social)
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listening to my kid talk about Minecraft