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@brunfty.bsky.social
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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7 hr
opening a fortune cookie and it just yells at me in Chinese
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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getting x-rays for recreational purposes
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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7 hr
Matt Damon is watching you through comically large binoculars from behind a rhododendron shrub
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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putting you on my bluesky list “Ideal subjects for demonic possession” because I love you ♥️
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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13 hr
psych ward nurse who looks like Sauron
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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13 hr
wow you really make physical decay sexy, bro
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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13 hr
painful kidney stones in my area
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🌈🪬Gram Smoker’s Dracula 🩶❇️
@murderpill.bsky.social
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a day
over 4 gods have tried contacting me over the past 2 years
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glue
@delightedbutdying.bsky.social
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a day
I miss having loaded handguns around when I'm drinking
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hello kelsey
@oldkels.bsky.social
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a day
source: you see i’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
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Villein
@villein.bsky.social
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a day
neighbors are still mad at me for having that herd of sheep delivered while i was on vacation
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Used Robot Salesman
@urs-annex.bsky.social
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a day
hmmm...'lump sum' you say?
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little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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a day
I was at the buffet when I heard gunshots so I filled my plate with mostly hard tough foods in case I needed protection
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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HR wants to see me about the black hole that swallowed the company HQ
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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eating canned ravioli I found at a 1950s nuclear test site
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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a day
taking a walk in 100 degrees heat to kill all germs in my body
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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2 days
it’s a good day to be consumed by fear
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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2 days
scratching at your window at night is my love language
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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2 days
wow this layer of sedimentary rock looks really great on you
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Pixels Puddlefen
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social
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2 days
going on a quest for nuts
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tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
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2 days
They are placing me atop the pyre tomorrow
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🌈🪬Gram Smoker’s Dracula 🩶❇️
@murderpill.bsky.social
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2 days
i don’t have any friends & i break random stuff i find in the garbage late at night with a baseball bat
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little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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2 days
In many cultures it’s considered good luck to alienate everyone around you and certain elements of the landscape
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Villein
@villein.bsky.social
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2 days
knocking on my neighbor's door to say goodnight
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j
@dyke.bsky.social
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2 days
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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2 days
sorry, I only hang out with imaginary people
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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2 days
alright, which one of you jokers lobotomized the moon ?
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BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
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2 days
I’m cute as a bug, if a bug was a weird little freak
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