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Brycen Beck

@brycenbeck.bsky.social

cinephile, francophile, crocodile. I am a screenwriter trying to make it in L.A. I love @drpepper with all my heart—Member of #PepperPack #ambassador
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Why do they call it breakfast in bed and not a “bed spread”
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If nothing else convinces you, let this convince you. Donald Trump likes his steaks well-done, slathered in ketchup. What kind of psychopath does that? Certainly not Presidential material.
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Surely someone has created a full metal jacket, right?
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The United States is basically a country manifestation of 2 steps forward, 1 step back, except it’s 2 steps forward 2 step back & you’re not travelling linearly. You’re going in a circular path & a speeding train is around you, your family is tied up on the train tracks, oh & the train’s on fire.
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I’m more tired than an 18-wheeler.
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If Tom Cruise is on the outer rings of the Brat Pack, then does that mean that Mission Impossible (1996) is a Brat Pack movie keeping in mind that Emilio Estevez (a central Brat Packer) is also in it?
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Why do they call the genre Hard Rock and not Petracore?
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Probably a joke that’s been said dozens of times before, but… “What’s a drag queen’s favorite movie?” “Tuck Everlasting.”
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The existence of a Dave Coulier implies the existence of a Dave Couliest. Boy, I’d like to hear an Alanis Morissette song about *that* Dave!
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This is a top tier Simpsons joke, and whoever came up with it should lauded and carried on our shoulders!
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Controversial opinion incoming: I thought Get Back the 1969 music restrospective extravaganza was better executed and more enjoyable than Questlove’s 1969 musical retrospective extravaganza Summer of Soul, and it, not SoS should have been awarded the Best Documentary prize.
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In honor of the longest day of the year, and it being situated in Pride Month, I ask you a question: You know the saying “as gay as the day is long”? Does that mean that they’re significantly gayer say, on June 21st compared to December 23rd?
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Gotta say, a fecal microbiota transplant is right up my alley.
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“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” I’m guessing mirrors aren’t going anywhere any time soon, so probably mirrors. I see myself in mirrors.
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“So I says to Mabel, I says, ‘Lean.’”
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“There’s a radio in my fingernail car!”
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Ice cream is a type of cheese.
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The “Fozz” “Ehhhh. Waka Waka!”
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What do you call a MAGA Jamaican? A Rastafarright.
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Is there a Mr. Sippi, Mississippi?
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Okay? So we’re doing this now? Why not call a character DMV? Or Nara? Or Hud? Or Darpa? (This is not what you think it’s about)
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Eating dried fruit is my raisin date.
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If only life could be as fun and as sweet as the first 15 seconds of chewing Big League Chew™️
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Just left grey May and are now in the throes of June gloom, at least it’s better than fry July, or *shutters* Fogust.
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Alert! There is no Del Taco in Delta, Co. And that’s a shame.
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Is this something? Neal Brennan : Dave Chappell :: Larry David : Jerry Seinfeld