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Brycen Beck

@brycenbeck.bsky.social

cinephile, francophile, crocodile. I am a screenwriter trying to make it in L.A. I love @drpepper with all my heart—Member of #PepperPack #ambassador
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The change was so gradual no one really noticed that James McAvoy became Gerard Butler, but here we are.
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This is almost 8 years too late, but…
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Kaitlin Olson should be hired to play JD Vance on SNL so she can say she plays Butch DJ Vance and JD Vance on television.
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“Does the name OSHA mean anything?” Uh, yeah! Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
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I would legit pay $100 for a collection of all of his shorts. And also these little videos he makes.
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Given the last VP, Vice Presidential hopeful JD Vance, needs to ensure his term doesn’t end with a hillybilly elegy.
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A t-shirt that has Goofy on all fours in a harness being lead by a dominatrix spitting on him with a word bubble that says, “Don’t Ah-hyuck my yum!”
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Why do they call it breakfast in bed and not a “bed spread”
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If nothing else convinces you, let this convince you. Donald Trump likes his steaks well-done, slathered in ketchup. What kind of psychopath does that? Certainly not Presidential material.
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Surely someone has created a full metal jacket, right?
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The United States is basically a country manifestation of 2 steps forward, 1 step back, except it’s 2 steps forward 2 step back & you’re not travelling linearly. You’re going in a circular path & a speeding train is around you, your family is tied up on the train tracks, oh & the train’s on fire.
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I’m more tired than an 18-wheeler.
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If Tom Cruise is on the outer rings of the Brat Pack, then does that mean that Mission Impossible (1996) is a Brat Pack movie keeping in mind that Emilio Estevez (a central Brat Packer) is also in it?
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Why do they call the genre Hard Rock and not Petracore?
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Probably a joke that’s been said dozens of times before, but… “What’s a drag queen’s favorite movie?” “Tuck Everlasting.”
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The existence of a Dave Coulier implies the existence of a Dave Couliest. Boy, I’d like to hear an Alanis Morissette song about *that* Dave!
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They missed a Coffin Flop opportunity #houseofthedragon
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This is a top tier Simpsons joke, and whoever came up with it should lauded and carried on our shoulders!
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Controversial opinion incoming: I thought Get Back the 1969 music restrospective extravaganza was better executed and more enjoyable than Questlove’s 1969 musical retrospective extravaganza Summer of Soul, and it, not SoS should have been awarded the Best Documentary prize.
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In honor of the longest day of the year, and it being situated in Pride Month, I ask you a question: You know the saying “as gay as the day is long”? Does that mean that they’re significantly gayer say, on June 21st compared to December 23rd?
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Gotta say, a fecal microbiota transplant is right up my alley.
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“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” I’m guessing mirrors aren’t going anywhere any time soon, so probably mirrors. I see myself in mirrors.
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“So I says to Mabel, I says, ‘Lean.’”
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“There’s a radio in my fingernail car!”