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well, with dem insurrection vs. biden quashed into "we know he'll lose but what'cha gonna do" i guess we're falling to plan C: hope biden has a disabling health episode before the election
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Biden has the worst approval of an incumbent for reelection since Jimmy Carter. He polls behind every battleground dem on the state level. He's spending 17mil in PA to be down by 4% to 7%. And far from being a turning point, the debate sunk his polling by -2% with no plan to fix things.
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biden's wh is just a petty and vindictive crisis/comms team, ineffective vs. trump but more than capable of cowing the party into his campaign suicide-pact
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wishlisting Kingmakers cause the dev liked one of my Twitter posts complaining about joe biden (also the game looks good)
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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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i think labour kinda sucks, starmer especially so, but its probably very fun to see the torys you've learned to hate all lose their jobs. ok thats my uk politics take pe@ce
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beat elden ring dlc hooray, now to go hang out with my anime friends in final fanty 14 dawntrail
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i'll be cantilevering all my posts from here on out
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white house team announces biden will remain the nominee but they are giving up on campaigning and will keep the president in cryostasis until after november
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(computer from Reboot voice) GAME. OVER. DOLLS WIN.
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i thought biden had a shit showing on his debate too, but i love that the media consensus reaction has been jenna maroney's "iim gonna be constructive here, you should kill yourself."
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theres no WAY joe biden is staying up for the 4am dawntrail pre-launch
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watching the debate and man i wish they let ol joe recuperate after all the prep
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i FUCKED UP an npc questline in erdtree and the only way to ever see it again is to replay the entirety of elden ring + dlc !!!!!!!! fuk
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new sword found in elden ring, time to respec and build around it completely
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the commoners mock my ascent to the title of Elden Lord with the crude shibboleth One Big Ass Mistake 'Marika
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whoops i smoked too much weed and forgot how to time dodge rolls in elden ring
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The hardest part of Elden Ring is when my hand clenches the controller too tightly, causing me to click the L or R stick and drop lockon or begin crouching
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i don't put a lot of stock in modem philosophy, but the guy who invented shitting was really on to something
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"Is it Saint Marika day already?" "TIS!" Replied Aunt Ellllden
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speedrunning a 30 day course of antibiotics against the orders of my doctor. guess they dont teach min/maxing in "medical school"
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for pride month, i am cooking with more shallots
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fucked up dinner but im too hungry to turn back now; im going to eat shrimp orzo slop tonite.
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im not a paleontologist but im fairly sure many of the dinosaurs we know and love have been reconstructed Wrong
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okay i tried ARMORED CORE IV and its cool but im bouncing off it so maybe i'll play Workers & Resources or new Elden Ring
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it's so cute when games make a little .ini file with all your saved settings