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Some of you were clearly not raised to wave goodbye to your shit before you flush it and it shows

British people dunk on Americans for gun violence but will literally rip the sink off the wall and beat their wives with it if Adyebe Okele Dimbwembe misses a goal and costs Poppinghamshire FC United a single soccer game

Geeked off the adrenochrome seeing cosmic horrors

Not even 24 hours after Bluesky implements DMs and my inbox is flooded with unsolicited giant titty pics and people thanking me for how timeless and entertaining my posts are

Drake appearing on To Catch A Predator and loudly fangirling while covering his mouth as he sees Chris Hansen

Never have I been more disappointed by being misled by a news headline in my life

Out of morbid curiosity I want to see an instance of a ventriloquist having a racism scandal just to see what percentage of people would actively call for the dummy to get cancelled

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A New Jersey man is facing several charges after he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses

Man crashes vehicle into police station while blasting Guns N' Roses, police sayabc7.com A New Jersey man is facing several charges after authorities say he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station --- all while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses.

Any time an album tracklist is in all lower case letters you know it’s gonna be some stupid shit

Haven't eaten animal crackers in so long it's given me post-Barnum depression

Anyone who says they can easily name the biggest tragedy to happen in 2001 clearly wasn't there to remember Sega discontinuing the Dreamcast

Feeling very ashamed and upset after realizing that buying an Apple Pencil and Procreate wouldn't miraculously turn me into a skilled artist

I see a lot of myself in Tony Soprano. Mainly the panic attacks and constant binge eating but still

Blue checkmarks are the 2020s equivalent of dunce caps

Me after a heated exchange with the AMC Theatres staff over exhibiting my constitutional right to fuck the Dune 2 popcorn bucket as soon as the opening trailers start

Real men don't fight, they aggressively ball their fists while yelling "Why I oughta"

Day 491 of sending aggressive-sounding letters to local news stations trying to spread the word that Donkey Kong isn't his actual name and that he's just wearing the monogrammed tie of a poacher he killed as a trophy

Always respected Alex Trebek for roasting Jeopardy contestants' quirky stories and hobbies. He knew the importance of letting these people know they weren't shit

Life update: transitioning towards a primarily zoot suit-based wardrobe to strike fear into the hearts of my opps

TLC/Bravo reality shows are basically lolcow communities for CNAs and wine aunts

Making my grand return to Bluesky dot social to let everyone know it shouldn't be this fucking hot outside in the middle of November

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