Phil Lewis: A New Jersey man is facing several charges after he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses

A New Jersey man is facing several charges after he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses

Man crashes vehicle into police station while blasting Guns N' Roses, police sayabc7.com A New Jersey man is facing several charges after authorities say he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station --- all while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses.

Let him cook.

oh so now it's a "crime" to be awesome

He gets out, sees them, “oh great, here comes the fun patrol”

This is at least 3 stars on GTA, isn't it?

Instant 3 or 4 stars yeah

he didn’t raise his hands palms out in surrender. he raised them with fingers pointing to the sky because that was sick.

Dudes rock

Who says they don't make '80s action movies anymore

Dirty Harry is smiling down from somewhere

The article goes on to say this man crashed his car into a neighbor's garage earlier that day. It sounds to me like he had some sort of appetite for destruction.

OMG 😂

Nah he made a mistake, knew he was going to jail, and decided to make it worth it.

Sexually Suggestive

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You're probably right since there was a one in a million chance he would go free after that. Now that he is estranged from society due to his own actions, my advice to him would be, "Don't cry."

Arrest him for playing Guns and Roses.

Who dares summon my inner GenX? Do you not comprehend the apathy you are about to unleash

[exhales loudly through nose]

It was a decent choice. But It should have been Slayer.

Victimless crime

The hero we deserve but not the one we need right now

a victimless crime

Oh so now it's "illegal" to know how to party?

I hope never to learn any context about this. This man has created a perfect performance piece. Yes, I am saying this is art.

Everyone in the comments is missing that this took place in, no joke, Independence Township.

Perfect. 😂

``Your honor, my client is very much innocent of the crime but entrapped in guilty-ness to getting Vibe Checked as a person of ill repute by bad people who crime all the time, on a wage and "legally" (cops).`` - me showing up at court in a plume of purple smog, in my lawyer attire /malkavian

how do we post bail

Welcome to the Jury Nullification.

Sha na na na na na na na not guilty

I refuse to believe that this was a chargeable offence

Nobody should be prosecuted for objectively funny crimes

oh is that a CRIME? is that somehow illegal now?

based

This is a real life version of the dril "Jail Isn't Real" tweet except it's significantly cooler.

free him

And lived to tell the tale, sounds about yt

We, the jury, find the defendant Not Guilty on account of Awesome.

'I'll be back. . .' *engine revving/guns and roses noises*

Police: “we need money to repair the station.” Six months later: City: “why isn’t the station repaired?” “Oh! We bought more SUVs and guns instead.”

He did in fact know where he was

Axl Crashes Against Bastards

Real missed opportunity to blast Fuck Tha Police or Killing in the Name Of

That would be too on the nose

Welcome to the Jungle implies that this is just the beginning, there is more to come, the police station is the jungle now.

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Charged with not being Jersey enough (should have been playing Bon Jovi’s “Blaze of Glory.”).

and nothing of value was lost

Like I'm gonna take the cop's word for it

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