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Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood, will only have ~206. As cartilage is replaced during growth and development, bones begin to fuse at cartilaginous caps, reducing by a third the number of distinct bones. Conclusion: Baby skeletons should get a 1d8 bonus to hp.
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Toddlers do not take bludgeoning damage from falls.
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But all DEX saves are at a -8 penalty.
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You say it's because of bones fusing, I say it's because the Bone Gremlin takes them
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We should teach both theories.
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Or is it an extra 94 bones to sacrifice in kamikaze tumbles and falls?
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It's me. I took the bones.
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I really appreciate your honesty. It shows character. You know what? You can keep those bones as a little reward for being such an honest person. 👏
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Thank you! I've been hiding them from law enforcement! 😁😁😁
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Sure your not supplying your local necromancer? Thanks for the extra bones.
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I may have some available for necromantic purposes...
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That's definitely the sort of thing I would say if I were going around stealing bones from babies.
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I don't know what's worse, undead babies or when the party necromancer casts raise dead on dinner.
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Who is stealing all those bones?