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What's a good five year plan for something I need to do in the next 24 hours?
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Idk but I think I have at least 48 before I'm found if you wanna come with
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Yes (I’ll pack when we get there)
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*jonah hill hands of excitement gif*
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Sorry for the lo res quality, it’s the only one I could find
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Okay I got you fam. Day 1: Caffeinate, do thing Day 2 through Day 1,825: takin' it easy
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Wow I didn’t even have to maths
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I just realized my plan fails to account for the leap day, this could throw off the entire calculation
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February 29th is the linchpin of this entire plan! We'd be spitting in the eye of the gods!
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Keep it simple. Remember which one of the next 5 are leap years.
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Oh dang I have to redo these fourteen spreadsheets
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It’s always easier the second time
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I don’t have time for 2 five year plans
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"Travel back in time five years" seems like a good start
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