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I am watching the dumb French shark movie where Paris gets terrorized by a Mako shark. Paris is an inland city. Its waters are only fresh. A Mako would never survive. Perhaps the movie will offer a dumb explanation, but I doubt it given what I already know about sharks.
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Technically the Mako is the 3rd deadliest shark to humans. The second would be a Tiger shark. The premise seems to be climate change is causing this particular shark to be dumb and go swimming in waters he would never survive in.
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If there is one rule of nature, it is that Sharks can not come into your house, and it's best if you just stay out of their house. This is the silliest shark film I have ever seen..
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Deep Blue Sea was a far more terrifying realistic shark film back in 1999 because the entire premise was what if we genetically engineered Tiger sharks to be smarter. Yes, that is terrifying, but also why would you do that? And then you look at Tech bros and what they do and go "oh"
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We have to go on with this triathlon, is the most French and accurate thing about this film.
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I love that movie. It's silly but fun! 😄
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