Captain Pooky

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Gamer, Geek, Cook, and Reader of books. I post a lot about Lego sets I enjoy and the recipes I am making. Probably a witch. She/her

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I'm excited about this Lego Chess set as spouse wants to play a round with me once I am done.

It's Tornado season still. God damn it. At least the sky isn't green like it was last time.

Pip the Squirrel: Can I smash my nut into it? Pod the owl: Yes, the latest SCOTUS ruling says this is allowed until the courts say it doesn't.

I SAW THE CYBERTRUCK FOR A SECOND TIME, AND I STILL CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS THING IS REAL!

Yesterday I read about an HOA that I watched slowely dissolve itself because enough people moved into the neighborhood and declared these rules were dumb and it all started with building sheds.

I got my hair cut today and the lady that always does it watches the same stuff that I do and it's funny because every time I go in, I have to remind her who @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com is because she's liked every single show and movie based off his books which unfortunately she hasn't read.

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The project is complete. The feline has expressed her satisfaction.

I gutted an old CRT TV today. It's eventually gonna be a cat bed. 3

Timeline cleanse. This is Pip the Lego squirrel next to Pod the Lego Owl. Thanks to @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social for naming Pod.

My boomer mom spotted her first cybertruck in the wild today and was immediately dumbstruck by the sight of it and thought it was hideous.

Today, an underwriter I work with made the terrible mistake answering my question in response to her response with "i dont know, I'm busy. Figure it out yourself. " Friends, this is the quickest way to get me to push someone under the feedback bus.

Just spotted my first Cybertruck in the wild. I didn't get a pic because it was driving up my street, but it really does make you stop and stare (derogatory).

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After month of public outcry, NYC libraries to get budget funding back — and reopen on Sundays

NYC libraries to get budget funding back — and reopen on Sundaysgothamist.com In November, the mayor's budget cuts forced libraries to close on Sundays. The issue has been a thorn in his side ever since.

This week at work has been hell on earth, but I did accomplish 2 things. 1. A Crypto Bro doesn't qualify to buy a house for an investment property which means one less land lord in this fucking town. 2. I got a school teacher his first house. Both of those make up for everything else.

@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social I just have to give him a tree to live in. Want to give him a name?

One of my local coffee shops, Tea Spoons, moved and changed their logo and... choices were made.

Most of my account is just me playing with Legos and showing off fun kits. So if I respond to you in earnest about an important topic and you decide to quote and call me a bunch of derogatory names, you will get blocked.

I made the mistake of watching 50 shades of Grey and you all will know the crimes counted: Crimes: 1 count of theft 6 counts if stalking 1 count of kidnapping 3 counts of sexual assualt 5 counts of physical threats 3 counts of contractual fraud 1 count of breaking and entering 1 count of trespassing

God help me if Katie ever reviews any of the Muppet movies.

someone tipped me to ask me to review the princess bride

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Someone spray painted “Fuck Elon” on like 40 Cybertrucks in a Tesla parking lot. Blessed.

This is Pip the Lego Squirrel, and I love him.

Am update on our Kaiju efforts

Cat Beast has forgiven me for taking him to his annual checkup. I am also grateful at the shocked face the vet made when looking upon his beautiful perfect teeth. Congrats, cat beast, you have avoided a very expensive cleaning for another year.

An annual visit to the vet is complete. I have given cat beast extra treats.

Doe wandering into the yard nibbling on the front lawn. Me silently screaming:THE SALAD BAR IS OPEN AND IS ALL YOU CEAN EAT. PLEASE EAT IT ALL. Doe: gonna sample the neighbors yard. Me: COME BACK AND FINISH YOUR SALAD!

You only get to choose one Lego Kaiju. What's it going to be: Fox, owl, or squirrel. Choose wisely.

Oh good, I'm glad someone else hated this movie as much as me.

Fact check: sharks do not have nests, and therefore do not defend their nests There are no shark nests in the sewers of Paris.

New Pixar movie idea: a shark training for a triathlon. No i will not take questions.

I am watching the dumb French shark movie where Paris gets terrorized by a Mako shark. Paris is an inland city. Its waters are only fresh. A Mako would never survive. Perhaps the movie will offer a dumb explanation, but I doubt it given what I already know about sharks.

I am trying to find my next Lego set, and I am infuriated at how many Harry Potter Lego sets they are making. Like, come on, there's so many other fandoms out there, stop clinging to this one.