Casey

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Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.

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Truly we are living in weird times because the Sticker Man said it’s okay to be a fascist and lost a good chunk of business

Another funny aspect of this is the slew of white people calling the police on black people for having a cookout or birdwatching. This already happens.

JD Vance: Make Abusers Great Again

Adding Kristen Schall as a recurring character is the worst decision a good sitcom can make. Looking at you, What We Do in the Shadows.

If you have kids, you’re just telling everyone you love creampies, and that’s gross

seeing the hot coworker on a dating app

Vance is a great choice for VP. He’s an anti-choice senator from Ohio, a state that recently had a blowout vote to legalize abortion.

Do you think jd is getting nervous after Saturday

Don’t put it in the paper that I asked a robot to hypnotize me into being gay

this is the most low budget only on amazon prime ass concept for a horror movie I've ever heard

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This stupid country

What, you’re too good for pasta and cheese? You need an entire second sauce?

Tortellini is just backward mac and cheese

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Researchers have developed simple, sun-heated shelters that allow frogs to raise their body temperatures & fight off the deadly fungal disease, chytridiomycosis. This research comes at a critical time, as two in five amphibian species are now threatened with extinction. Read:

Frog ‘saunas’ may help threatened frogs fight off deadly fungusnews.mongabay.com Researchers have developed simple, sun-heated shelters that allow frogs to raise their body temperatures and fight off infections. These frog “saunas” may bring hope for populations threatened by a de...

The funny thing is the only people who will continue to care about The Incident are kooks and media types. The rest of us will go back to work on Monday.

Is there any easy way to search your own posts here?

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if she could experience joy and grief and horniness and be a hot mess during an apocalypse all while mostly keeping it together, so can u

It me www.buzzfeed.com/ajanibazile/...

People Are Sharing Things They See On Dating Profiles That Are Dealbreakers, And They Got Specificwww.buzzfeed.com “When their bio says 'Biggest risk or worst mistake: Getting this app.' Okay, then get off, LOL."

This better not fuck up my night if they take him to a hospital in Pittsburgh

I tried to find a gif of Quimby but whatever I’m going to maker market thing

This stupid country

The episode of Bob’s Burgers about Bob visiting his mom’s grave might be the best of the series

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A direct call to action:

Constitutional right to make yourself blind

New: Trump-appointed Judge Mark Pittman in Texas has ruled that a 156-year-old ban on at-home distilling is unconstitutional, siding with a group that advocates for legalizing the ability of people to produce spirits like whiskey and bourbon at home. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

US ban on at-home distilling is unconstitutional, Texas judge ruleswww.reuters.com A federal judge in Texas has ruled that a 156-year-old ban on at-home distilling is unconstitutional, siding with a group that advocates for legalizing the ability of people to produce spirits like whiskey and bourbon for their personal consumption.

I’m going to buy another air conditioner because this has been untenable

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Wow you love to travel? Have you ever been to a library?

I want Big Dragon to die in the dragon show

Caught up on the dragon show. Really hoping for another dragon fight between the Big Guy and a bunch of smaller dragons later in the season.

Wow you love to travel? Have you ever been to a library?

Reminds me of the Giant Telephone in Middle of Nowhere, Maine. My family stayed down the road and took a group photo in front of it. www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-w...

Plover, Wisconsin is here to disabuse you of any notions that roadside attractions are a fading form of Americana

The World's Largest Telephonewww.atlasobscura.com A giant telephone commemorates the last "crank" call ever made in the U.S.

Found footage horror movie about being stuck in an apartment with shitty AC on a hot day

Thinking about buying a replacement car and I have no idea how car prices work