Gef the Toking Mongoose

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Gef the Toking Mongoose

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strange highness
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It's a good thing the foot clan wasn't around when I was a kid cause I would have been recruited so easily
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of. course I'll spend 20 dollars to get the free order of crab rangoon are you mad
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Democracy Dies in Dankness
Democracy dies in Dallas. Democracy dies in Albuquerque. Democracy dies in Utica. The Washington Post is going on tour!
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I don’t understand it when people speak literally. I need to filter everything through metaphor
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if i were ever in a con air situation i would go down into the cargo hold and try to raise a couple chickens, maybe start a vegetable garden until it all blows over
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It would be humiliating to die in little teapot position
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she completely ruined the name Owen for me, I will always hear it in her voice
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this scene is probably the best thing Bob's Burgers ever did
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it's crazy how good it feels to do nothing
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if we all suddenly transformed into our profile pictures i think I would be pretty alright
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every village should have a little guy who’s inexplicably covered in goo
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making a youtube poop version of the ring video to render her powerless
there’s no way the curse survives a vhs to 360p youtube conversion with a 4 minute ad for betterhelp dot com
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The coin boys sound like a deleted scene in The Warriors
coin boys is a good bit
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The Boys would have been much better if Billy Butcher had a really thick Swedish accent instead
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As a dark mode user this is accurate
the best posters on bluesky are probably using light mode
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nothing brings me quite the same joy as seeing a dog sitting in the drivers seat of a parked car, it's like what are you doing there bud you can't drive that thing you wouldn't even reach the pedals
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if the aliens show up I would offer them cigarettes to see if they are cool or not
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Mary Poppins whole medicine application method really fell apart when she was watching diabetic children