Mr. Grouchypants

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i've got more action than my man John Woo and i've got mad hits like i was Rod Carew

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National League with a lead in the All-Star game? what is this witchcraft

forgot to brag on myself yesterday for finally getting my old desktop PC back up and working after saying i was going to do it for two years so i could finally rescue the Twin Peaks Pilot DVD that had been trapped in the broken CD drive

dropped my bowl of oatmeal because it was too hot but managed to catch it so i'm just going to call that a win

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This is the most @cardjunk.bsky.social pair of Joe Morgan rookies, possibly ever. I saw them and immediately had to have them. #cardsky

oh noez the shitty old white man party is nominating two shitty old white men youtu.be/pfVgCtyub18?...

Rarity - What ever shall we do?youtu.be My Little Pony Friendship is MagicS01E26 S01 E26 Season 1 Episode 26 The Best Night EverRarity - What ever shall we do?

mourned the store by purchasing a more spendy comic with a cool Richard Corben cover from the next closest comic seller

my favorite book store with the 50 cent comic bins closed down so now i guess i'll have to finally read all the ones i got from there and put aside for later

woke up bamboozled

I had a very nice day and tomorrow better not be a nightmare to balance it out

lol apparently the MLB draft started today

the space movie with Scarlett Johansson faking the moon landing was quite fun

I wish to see the Witch movie and the Wolfs movie

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If you invest in sports cards you really are a dummy

BEEG CHEEKIN

going outside which is probably a good thing to do today

my favorite book store with the 50 cent comic bins closed down so now i guess i'll have to finally read all the ones i got from there and put aside for later

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Dice with instructions for a drinking game. Korea. Alt-txt has instructions

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I used to work at 7-11 and an important secret is: we let people any amount of liquid nacho cheese on anything for any reason. Put it on your fried chicken. Mix it in your slurpee. God cannot see you. The only law is Thelemic and the only limit is what your punished body can take.

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If dispelling doom for the sake of dispelling doom does not appeal to you, perhaps try dispelling doom out of spite, is what I’m saying.

If it’s not helpful to you, by all means ignore this, but I’m just saying… It really helps me to recenter myself to think “Oh right. The worst fucking people on the planet want me to feel like we’re doomed. Fuck those guys, actually.”

took a #1 clipper to my hobo beard because it's too hot for that shit

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

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20 year anniversary

can i have a button that sends me to February 2029 please

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Bluesky has like a million active users and only half of them are American. Doing political activism with your posts on here will not move the needle one iota and is entirely masturbatory. For god sakes put your phones down, stress is a poison that will kill you.

Kobe Bufkin got hurt one day before summer league and i am devastated

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In "Peanuts," Snoopy began his writing career on July 12, 1965. ("It was a dark and stormy night" are the iconic opening words of the 1830 novel by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, "Paul Clifford.") Here’s the sequence showing Snoopy's initial success:

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YOU GUYS THEY FOUND AN EYEBALL PLANET

'Eyeball' planet spied by James Webb telescope might be habitablewww.livescience.com Located 50 light-years from Earth, the beady-eyed exoplanet LHS 1140 b could be a perfect candidate for discovering liquid water outside the solar system, new research suggests.

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pan ellington.

this country really hasn't been the same since the san diego chicken disappeared

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Happy Little Accidents...

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shelley duvall was a genius actor who also invented so much of what the idea of a cool person or a sexy weirdo still is today, way way more than I think is really acknowledged, rip to a true babe and a ferocious talent

I’m sad to hear that Shelley Duvall has died. I was talking to someone only yesterday about how brilliant I think she is. I was spoiled for what photo of her to use because they all have something great in them. RIP