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"How can we skate to where the puck is going, and if we overshoot, how do we deal with the hard cheese?" From today's FULL-VOLUME business/tech/investment conversation taking place over Zoom in this otherwise quiet and peaceful cafe. please send help
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God I hope they are in fact discussing their game plan for a novelty hockey game with a puck made of parmesan.
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He most assuredly is not. He's on a ROLL, though, just unleashing ever-wilder metaphors ("we might be crying in our beer if they locate the signal first"). Crucial contextual detail: He's speaking in an impeccably posh English accent.
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There's post-hockey beer planned! And there's an orienteering segment before the game, where everyone has to track down the puck, which has a transmitter inside it, to get their pick of-- --look I'm gonna keep believing in cheese hockey for as long as I can.
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We must always believe in cheese hockey.
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This is getting better & better
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I'm usually not a huge fan of this sort of fellow, but he's leaning into the bit with such VERVE that I almost have to respect the game.
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Whaaaat?? Are these all metaphors? Please don’t let any provosts hear them!!
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Quid? vos, inquit, nescitis hodie apud quem fiat? Trimalchio, lautissimus homo.