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someone reached out to my shelter because they have a sick frog. goggle is so broken “(location) vet amphibian” and “(location) vet frog” came up with nothing. had to search “(location) vet herpetology” to find any kind of useful result
every friend group has that guy whos always getting us with the hose, chasing us out of our hiding places with a broom, capturing us in a pillow case and releasing us outside
a fantasy i have is the town i grew up in coming up in conversation and the other person exclaiming “YOU MEAN WHERE THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED SPOCK’S BROTHER IN STAR TREK V IS FROM?”
saw the first of the dreaded trucks outside the dollar store in town. i have nothing to add (bad truck, don’t like) but the guy gave me a look like “why are you looking at me?” ???? isn’t that… the only thing these people want?
“Ha ha, what? How often do I think about the Roman Empire? I dunno, not often?”
—A guy really hoping the next question isn’t going to be how often he thinks about the Kowloon Walled City
