Wait, I'm sorry, so the story is that the ship hit the bridge because of diversity, and if cops had been there they could have stopped the ship hitting the bridge, but they were defunded, and also the bridge got hit because it was woke?
The bridge was built in 1972, a famously woke year dominated by the Baltimore DEI cabal. Global shipping companies (who are smuggling the drugs/immigrants/crime/wokeness into our cities) have finally taken their wokeness too far! If Trump was there--a very fine pilot, the best--he would've fixed it.
