@celendine.bsky.social: Instructions unclear; tried to flush the toilet down the toilet, opened a portal to the astral plane

A new low in America's culture of consumerist throwaway culture

Instructions unclear; tried to flush the toilet down the toilet, opened a portal to the astral plane

Some thought the CERN hadron collider would create a black hole that would engulf the Earth. Turns out, it was a "single-use restroom" that would be our undoing.

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