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every “supreme court” headline is a jump scare
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Every time the Supreme Court gets a small thing right I worry they’re banking goodwill for the next big wrong
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👏 IF 👏 I’M 👏 NOT 👏 SUPPOSED 👏 TO 👏 EAT 👏 MY 👏 MAGIC 👏 THE 👏 GATHERING 👏 CARDS 👏 THEN 👏 WHY 👏 DO 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 FLAVOR 👏 TEXT 👏
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug! - THE JUSTICE CONSERVATIVES OF AMERICA⚖️ TO THE RESCUE! - Brought to you by the Proud & Mighty Inner Hive, including longtime member Robin F. and new member Adam Lepak - Read it right here👇
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the core of MAGA is not a trucker in a hat in a diner it’s the asshole local car dealer who owns a boat and treats the town like his own personal fiefdom
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two people tried to reserve it at the same time
The Custom Oregon Plate JINX was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #JINX
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In the grim dark future joy has been outlawed. Renegade youth throw illegal parties in the slums to keep the spirit of human ecstacy alive. They perform Dances that were created at Dances, now called Dance Dances among rebels Welcome to the Dance Dance Revolution
Wrong guesses only
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"Can we make randomized text output tend towards resembling the truth" would be an interesting experiment if it weren't environmentally ruinous, but the best outcome is never going to be intelligence, nor as effective and efficient as a search engine
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I can sorta understand if it's a politician or prominent person but oftentimes it's just some internet rando Plz leave the randos with bad ideas on Twitter where they belong
Increasing trend of screenshots of X/tweets making an upsetting news claim. Posts never have a link to a source or article to read. Just contextless rage bait imported from another platform. If Bluesky doesn't want to be Twitter's little brother, surely it can do better than this.
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since it's still in the news, here's my essay "The Cass Review, WPATH Files, and the Perpetual Debate over Gender-Affirming Care." it discusses the underlying beliefs that lead ppl to embrace Cass over the large body of evidence showing GAC is beneficial: juliaserano.medium.com/the-cass-rev...
The Cass Review, WPATH Files, and the Perpetual Debate over Gender-Affirming Carejuliaserano.medium.com Eleven months ago, I published Gender-Affirming Care for Trans Youth Is Neither New nor Experimental: A Timeline and Compilation of…
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interrupting my normal posting schedule about cum and/or my boobs to let everyone know that the aurora borealis MAY DIP DOWN TO THE GULF COAST TONIGHT Y'ALL 🔭✨
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The way these assholes have normalized Trump's insane fascism is infuriating. It's like reading "Stalin explains his plan to starve all Ukrainians" as if it were just a routine policy.
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the dividing line on successful movement building is “is it more important to be right, or is it more important to be effective” resist the “I told you so, you blithering morons” impulse if you want to win, even if you did and they are
Sorry but a core organizing principle for inviting new people into movements is to meet them where they are, not make fun of them for suddenly realizing the world is unjust.
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in a country founded directly on "no kings, fuck kings in particular" it is beyond insulting that supposed "originalist" judges are taking seriously the proposition that the President is in fact a king
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Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
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omg Threads just took down my post with my link to the republished column
NEW: I've republished the Kansas Reflector column still being blocked on all Meta properties. It's a piece critical of Facebook's ad policy on climate change content that triggered a site-wide ban yesterday. Read/share widely: www.thehandbasket.co/p/kansas-ref...
Here's the column Meta doesn't want you to seewww.thehandbasket.co Read the Kansas Reflector's piece about Facebook's climate change ad policy
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AI feels like a real mania, a genuine collective break from reality among the ruling class. They might as well be pouring billions of dollars into an attempt to replace all jobs and knowledge with a large bronze idol of Dagon.
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The generative AI discourse is sincerely insane, it's exactly as if the entire food sector were scrambling to see who could add the most poison to their products. THESE FUCKING THINGS GENERATE FAKE INFORMATION, THAT'S WHAT THEY DO, YOU'RE TRYING TO REPLACE REAL INFORMATION WITH FAKE INFORMATION.
"Imagine, for example, asking your washing machine whether it’s safe to wash a beloved item of clothing on a certain setting—literally, asking it out loud or via an app." Right, now imagine that the generative AI, BECAUSE it's generative AI, gives you an answer that's pure garment-ruining bullshit.
Generative AI Is Coming To Your Home Applianceswww.forbes.com Generative AI is transforming home appliances into smarter, more personalized helpers. GE's app offers AI-generated recipes, while Samsung's tech learns from user habits.
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If you can find it, read Ellis Weiner's National Lampoon-commissioned "Doon." It makes fun of the style so perfectly throughout.
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they should come out with squirrels that aren't so scared of people and they love u and they squeak at u affectionately and climb up on ur palm and let them pet them and u can keep them as pets i think that would be a huge improvement