Seinfeld prequel
15 year old George: Jerry, I put my dime on the pinball machine, that's universal symbol for "I have next". Can you believe people these days?
15 year old Seinfeld: I cant wait for my future wife to be born two years from now.
Cop: Where were you on the night of August 27th? Personally, I was with my wife at couples’ the–
Suspect: *slaps the table* Listen buddy. I’M the one who answers the questions around here. Anyway I murdered her
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Willie Nelson voice: boss says I can vape in the bathroom, as long as I ghost my hits
Bruce Springsteen: Got a job, joined the union, they protect my right to hit the vape in the bathroom
JUDGE: am I correct in understanding that your client ate a Nashville hot chicken, knowing full well it would give them diarrhea?
LAWYER: That's right, your honor
J: and did they? Get the runs?
L: Of course they did, your honor.
Willie Nelson voice: boss says I can vape in the bathroom, as long as I ghost my hits
Bruce Springsteen: Got a job, joined the union, they protect my right to hit the vape in the bathroom
JUDGE: am I correct in understanding that your client ate a Nashville hot chicken, knowing full well it would give them diarrhea?
LAWYER: That's right, your honor
J: and did they? Get the runs?
L: Of course they did, your honor.
