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okay i drew eyes and a nose above the gash, and it is the funniest thing i have seen today. so try that out yourself if you’re game, because i don’t want to surprise anyone with gore.

this is an image of a gash a Cybertruck owner gave themselves on their car door and it is worse than you’re expecting

🎵on my shit again/ i just can’t wait to get on my shit again/ the life i love is annoying all of my friends/ and i’m so glad to be on my shit again!

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[meat loaf voice] i like you (i like you) i reskeet you (reskeet you) but there ain’t no way i’m ever gonna follow you now don’t be sad (don’t be sad) cause 2 or 3 reskeets ain’t bad

new classic blunder: never go against an autist when math is on the line

an opponent has thought that i would not do some laborious maths to win an argument hahahahHaHaHahAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHHA

straight dudes on dating apps love to have second thoughts about liking trans women. too rich for their blood after all!

“i’m trans fem everything i do is a political act of resistance” i kid myself as a squeeze the third bulb of water into my butt to prepare for a hook up that will probably cancel once i finish the spring cleaning

"i'm trans fem everything i do is a political act of resistance" i whisper as i turn off the lights in the office bathroom and cry from being so overwhelmed

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"i'm a trans fem everything i do is a political act of resistance" i say before copying a post and changing some of the text to a different joke

"im a transfemme everything i do is a political act of resistance" i say before donating to a wealthy streamer so they read my deez nuts joke out loud

[meat loaf voice] i like you (i like you) i reskeet you (reskeet you) but there ain’t no way i’m ever gonna follow you now don’t be sad (don’t be sad) cause 2 or 3 reskeets ain’t bad

i’m beginning to suspect that a few of you have had a Sinful Thought about me…

where are the quiet meat markets? which silent monasteries are best for discrete liaisons with open-minded yet cowardly gentlemen?

okcupid, i am a trans woman who is mostly looking to hook up with older men. why do you think i am going to pay you in this scenario????

someone has somehow matched with me on okcupid and messaged me but his inbox is full so i can’t message him back. what fucking dystopian shit is this.

presumed female at bar

assigned female at bowl-o-rama

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the Princess Guy'd

when the hair sproings back lol

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I don't know why but this is flipped. Black cat is the Scully. Orange cat is the Mulder. It is the order of things.

so @raewhite.bsky.social just brushed out my hair and i hadn’t realised how long it had gotten!!!

okcupid is weird compared to when i was using it circa 2012. well, weird (bad affect) rather than weird (neutral affect) like before.

a part of me thinks i should try out that feeld dating app to see what unique horrors it can gift me and the other part of me is too goddamn quiet

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The Craic Must Flow

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ooh do me next! what’s my party vibe?

based on my posting record, what do you expect my party energy to be? (question not open to those who have partied with me)

i have had a very emotional roller coaster past two weeks, yet i am feeling surprisingly balanced despite it all. highly recommend personal growth before emotional roller coasters, A+

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Darth medium GYG iced latte (no sugar syrup)

sights have such me to show you

being perceived is actually pretty cool tbh, a lot of people should be more receptive to it

what is the optimal amount of Gs to pull in a rideshare?

i feel like there hasn’t been a popular doomsday in a while. makes me nervous.