GUY NAMED KYLE, WEARING A MEGATRON HOODIE AND BASKETBALL SHORTS: what did daddy say happens to kittens who don't behave
GIRLFRIEND: [doing ahegao] oh no don't huwt me daddy
OLD LADY: c-can I squeeze by, please, I just need to get an ice cream cake from the freezer for my nephews birthday, pl
Love the trend where aggressively average dudes in, like, cargo shorts, a hoodie & flipflops post videos of themselves grabbing their gf's chin in the condiment aisle of a Krogers and say "Be a good girl for daddy 😏 " like they're some sultry Dom sex god
“So, Mr. Wing told me not to get ‘em wet after midnight or something, but I thought it’d be funny to let ‘em take Uncle Ted’s car over the Dike Bridge in Chappaquiddick to see what would happen…”
okay so currently:
a cybersecurity provider called crowdstrike has knocked out massive swathes of business operations all over the world, from airplanes to hospitals to tech to tv stations, forcing computers into a boot cycle. They rolled out an update at night that was faulty
Gotta do another MAD MEN rewatch the way it was MEANT to be seen!
On my phone, completely out of order, in 30 second clips, with a person super imposed in the bottom corner nodding and mumbling stuff like “now it’s time for lunch.”
Finally posting the bins of clothes in my closet on Depop. Truthfully, I need to clear the TOP of the bins before getting into the older stuff, so may be slow going, but this is a start!
Anyone else I know post on there?
depop.com/chaosorbison
