a woman knocked on my door and said that this was the house she grew up in - and asked if she could come in and look around? She seemed sweet, so I said sure - but now she's been in the bathroom for like 30 minutes?
we are back with some beans for you; New Mexican Appaloosa Pole Bean, Tiger’s Eye Bush Bean, Calypso / Wolverine, Purple Negreta Fava Bean. coming next week, top 10 cringe bean puns for conversational boomers and some suggestions on how to indoctrinate the youth with bean positivity
My opinion on The Bear: they should release one episode a week. If we’re doing a gourmet show con mucho sábor, don’t dump it out like a bag of fast food hamburger sandwiches
Joe Biden and Donald Trump have both been killed this evening when, according to eye witnesses, each man simultaneously "Million Dollar Babied himself" on opposite ends of a coffee table while trying to do that huge Neo vs Agent Smith flying double punch from Matrix Revolutions
listening to college radio stations rules, it'll be like two hours of beautiful folk music from around the world and then the next DJ takes over and it's... Bill's Non-Stop Polka Hour
Million dollar idea: instead of going on dates with real people, I create two alter egos (named Pamela Obscura and Rick Different) and use them to piña colada song myself
I BEG your pardon, have you SEEN Herman's HEAD? There would have to be some serious effort made at concealment, and then I'd buy your premise. No to mention that everyone except Marilyn is a kind of soothing light teal. Like my grandma's bathroom.
