Elle Camino: At my first IT job (at a guide dog school) I sliced my hand open on the razor sharp case hinge of a Power Mac G3 while replacing a CMOS battery and because it was awkward and hard to bandage it got so infected the head dog trainer took me to the kennel and forcibly applied dog medicine to it

At my first IT job (at a guide dog school) I sliced my hand open on the razor sharp case hinge of a Power Mac G3 while replacing a CMOS battery and because it was awkward and hard to bandage it got so infected the head dog trainer took me to the kennel and forcibly applied dog medicine to it

quote post this with a really foolish injury one time, I broke my heel trying to do some kinda 3/4 assisted front-flip, barefoot, on a wooden floor, that I had seen Jackie Chan do in Rush Hour 2

I was in a high school summer aeronautics program at MIT and within ten minutes of walking into Sloan Laboratories I had glued my hand into a fist.

ok but

😈

At least now you know who to go see at 1am after a heist goes wrong

the noise i just made reading this was kind of like "bwaeh!"

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