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think less if it hurts more, baby

gay idiot, charles river enjoyer. https://pfish.zone/

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🎶 If you wanna be Malaysia 🎶 you gotta be in the sea (gotta be in the sea) 🎶 to the south of China 🎶 geographically!

if you need a sign that says “driveway in constant use”, that means that the driveway is not, in fact, in constant use. That’s Just My Two Cents

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grappling with the news that marrying amanda palmer wasn't an unexplainable aberration by a nice man who writes

🎶 If you wanna be Malaysia 🎶 you gotta be in the sea (gotta be in the sea) 🎶 to the south of China 🎶 geographically!

let’s fuckin gooooo

FIFTEEN MINUTES

🎶 Jesus Christ is back again, #1 American

here’s me

he's a 10 but leaves his keys in the front door for a good hour or so in broad daylight

hello

just saw three cops herding somebody’s dogs back into their yard

Hot Fuzz Was A Documentary

you can’t even sell alcohol without a licence these days, on account of

awoken by some jackdaws this morning. gotta figure out a new place to put my big sphinx of quartz

back when that “name a song you hate” prompt was going around, I had suppressed all knowledge of the Chainsmokers

unserious country

my mom just informed me of the existence of the “bread stapled to trees” subreddit, which I think is a good use of everybody’s time

you poor man, what have they done to you

Hot Fuzz Was A Documentary

shame about Qatar being a violently repressive autocracy because the tail art on their planes is unmatched

Hello Kitty! I’m in jail!

The New York Times Is A Pathologically Self-Absorbed Institution That Is Incapable Of Handling Criticism vs. No We’re Not

every single time I go on a trip, I completely fucking forget how to pack

Are we bouba? Or are we kiki? My sign is vital, my shape unknown. And I’m on bluesky having it declare me: Are we bouba, or are we kiki?

RT to die instantly

this is one the most embarrassing things I've ever seen a grown man do

barely resisting the urge to tell somebody that they did not do something at midnight EST, they did it at midnight EDT because summer time etc.

somebody earnestly compared being on the wrong side of the big internecine fight with serving in the IDF, so

spending your ad dollars on a location that is in a mall that is closed may not be the best buy

it’s gotten lost in the fact that they’ve gotten memed to hell and back but the song “Bad Apple!!” and its official video both absolutely fuckin go

not pictured: Marvel Credit Union