Chris Jones

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When politicians seek to "bring the country together...", it always means "... by backing me and my policies"

Looks like Biden's already been replaced by, err, this guy

Betting markets now showing Kamala Harris a clear favourite for the nomination. Biden was as high as a 62% chance a couple of days ago, now 38%.

When you've lost the coffee guy...

George Clooney: “It’s devastating to say it, but the Joe Biden I was with three weeks ago at the fund-raiser was not the Joe ‘big F-ing deal’ Biden of 2010. He wasn’t even the Joe Biden of 2020. He was the same man we all witnessed at the debate.” Biden loses 11 points in the prediction market

Quite a turnaround in the last couple of hours:

Latest Dem nomination PredictIt market:

After losing in Chipping Barnet, Theresa Villiers can finally be reunited with her faithful dog Alistair for more cartoon capers

Same but 10am

"Darling, don't wear the hat." "I'm wearing the hat." "Seriously, don't wear the hat." "I'm wearing the hat."

COME ON!!!

I'm 56. I've never been invited to an "NHS Health Check".

Democratic nominee: PredictIt

Off to vote. Apparently ID is fine even if it's expired, so here goes...

10pm on 1st May 1997:

"I know it's booked for tomorrow, but we had today free and thought you might want to make a start"

One of the best perks of being a member of the royal family is that you get to walk around with your own personal cloud

Damn. I was up for that job. I guess they interviewed better.

Could someone please confirm that as of tomorrow night, we will no longer have to give a flea's bollock about the inane witterings of this chiseling sleazebag?

"Immunity from prosecution, you say?"

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Newspaper endorsements since 1979:

I wasn't planning to, but now you mention it...

What do *you* think, children?

OK, this is Grade A nitpicking, but shouldn't the Daily Mail election countdown clock (snapped a minute ago) read 15 days *13* hours, 24 mins etc? Or does election day start at 1am?

BREAKING: Identity of the thatcher on the cover of Led Zeppelin IV finally revealed

"Throbbing?"

Really? The PM and Chancellor were "furious" that a no-name backbencher who'd been an MP for a year was one of about 140 who declared for Leave?

The electoral size of London means that Uxbridge & South Ruislip on this map has moved to Cheltenham

Sorry mate, I only carry credit cards these days