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Quite a turnaround in the last couple of hours:
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Janice Turner in the Times sums up Starmer's win: A weary electorate looked at this blandly decent, demonstrably competent man, compared him with Tory hucksters, gamblers, pocket-liners, clowns, criminals and careless ideologues, then concluded quite simply: “He’ll do.”
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Latest Dem nomination PredictIt market:
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It's done nothing but rain since Thursday. I blame that Keir Starmer
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Ally McCoist commentary in a nutshell: "Oh, that's poor from there. He has to do better than that.". Rinse, repeat.
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THERE'S NO PRIME MINISTER!!! GO NUTS!!!
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Decent speech from Sunak, hits the right notes
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After losing in Chipping Barnet, Theresa Villiers can finally be reunited with her faithful dog Alistair for more cartoon capers
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Oh God, just realised we're looking at the launch of five, maybe six new light-hearted-yet-forensic ex-MP political podcasts
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one observation: of the betting favourites to be the next Tory leader, there's no 'read PPE at Oxford' candidates. seems mildly ironic that PPE is partly responsible for the demise of the Oxbridge PPE crew:
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Hearing Liz Truss has gone off to google the requirements for being elected US president
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Excited to read ex-Tory MPs' LinkedIn profiles, with unlikely tales of years of dynamic, change-leading success
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Shocking that all the Returning Officers buggered off on holiday just before the election, forcing all those poor Acting Returning Officers to stand in for them.
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The Reform Party heralds a new age of private companies getting employees elected to Parliament. It'll be interesting in 2029 to see the Barclays party forming a coalition government alongside Shell and the Microsoft Alliance
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4 million Reform votes: we're lucky their vote isn't more efficient.
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That's quite a polling miss. A step backwards for MRP ?
Survation's final final final final update of their MRP: Labour 470 Cons 68 Lib Dems 59 SNP 14 Reform 15 Greens 4 PC 3
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Truss says we didn't Truss enough
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Well, four. OK
Ok, what I want now is for Farage to go from "wahey, 13 seats! " to "what the fuck, two seats?" in the space of 8 hours.
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"Darling, don't wear the hat." "I'm wearing the hat." "Seriously, don't wear the hat." "I'm wearing the hat."
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Love the way Channel 4 has the adults table and the kids table.
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Worried about the Channel 4 studio audience in a couple of hours. Will they gently remove the snorers ?
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LATEST: Grant Shapps projected to lose his four seats
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Nadhim Zahawi's reaction to being tonked by Reform in Sunderland is that it's terrible news for Keir Starmer
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Emily just mentioned a "Nadine-flavoured Conservative Party" 🤢
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Oh no! A studio audience. Reconsidering my TV choices.
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Seriously, though, Rory Stewart, Al Campbell, Emily, Krishnan, Harriet Harman, Kwasi and Nadine is a good panel that works well.
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Nadine Dorries listening to Emily reading out the list of peerage nominations, which don't include Nadine Dorries