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@chrisnewtn.bsky.social

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guy: the economy feels bad right now. i’m struggling more than i used to economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”
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Please don’t take my lack of posting on recent events as a sign that I don’t care - understand that I’m carefully studying everything that’s transpiring and won’t be issuing any statements until I’ve arrived at the worst possible opinion
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but lower your shields and surrender your ships, we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own, your culture will adapt to service us, resistance is futile
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ALWAYS SCROLL NEVER REPLY - dashare.zone ADMIN
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wow, you were all really mean to my friend Pyraxias the Soul Eater. he signed up for bluesky expecting to engage openly with a diverse range of opinions, but you all kept telling him “eating souls is bad” “fuck off with the eating souls” “don’t eat my soul bro” etc
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We will temporarily be pausing Bluesky sign-ups while our team continues to resolve the existing performance issues. We’ll keep you updated when invite codes will resume functionality. We’re excited to welcome more users to our beta soon!
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