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The audience on tonight’s Bullseye. It’s like a Monet or something.
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Enjoyed our #Portillogeddon 'easter eggs' when Truss, Rees-Mogg and Fabricant were voted out? Spare a thought for the ones we made that were never seen. But fear not! Find the eggs of Tories who were not voted out (or to see Liz's lettuces again) at this special URL: portillogeddon.com?eastereggs
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Playing in a mariachi band this weekend. Thought this shave might make me look more Mexican… Turns out I was wrong…
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If the Tories had used something like this as their main campaign image they’d probably have done a lot better
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It's election day! Which means that me and @christhebarker.bsky.social have launched the online version of #portillogeddon. Cross off the Tories as they are defeated by clicking on their faces. Or use automatic mode if you just want to sit back and watch it happen.
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Portillogeddon.com goes live at 10:00:00am (apart from the Easter eggs)
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Sounds like next year's Glastonbury line up.
I love to see desperate, last roll of the dice tactics like this.
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Portillogeddon.com goes live at 10:00:00am (apart from the Easter eggs)
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DEATHSTAR EXPRESS: Dishy Darth receives a massive poll boost from popular former crime lord #tomorrowspaperstoday
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DEATHSTAR EXPRESS: Dishy Darth receives a massive poll boost from popular former crime lord #tomorrowspaperstoday
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Parting is such sweet sorrow…
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So… is anybody planning to stay up literally ALL night and watch the UK election? If so, how handy are you with a spreadsheet? And… do you fancy being part of something? Hit me up if you do…
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If you’re passing a newsagent today don’t forget there’s a version of my election wipeout bingo on the centre spread of this week’s new European. Be quick though, they’re going to disappear quicker than a Tory election promise…
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Meanwhile a few weeks ago…
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Because SO many people have asked me for a colour-in-the-constituencies map they can fill in at home on the night, I have made one. If you order in the next few days it will be delivered to your home. ENJOY! www.redbubble.com/i/poster/UK-...
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Fuck me. I’ve sold 2000 posters.
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When you’ve got Match of the Day at 8 but you’ve got to bring stability to the universe by wiping out half its population at 10…
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It is the end, but the moment has been prepared for…
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It actually took me far longer than I’d care to admit to work out that Nigel Farage’s Reform Party is an anagram of pale arsey manfrog grifter…
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Sorry to keep mentioning it, but if you’ve bought a #portillogeddon bingo card - or just want to join in the fun - you should bookmark portillogeddon.com for interactive (and useful!) fun on election night… Big thanks to @Bagpuss_org for all his hard work on this! It’s gonna be great.
THE NEW IMPROVED (now contains constituencies as well as names - but admittedly not pictures for legal reasons…) TORY ELECTION WIPEOUT BINGO CARD is here! t.co/nzQFTQiR0E
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PORTILLOGEDDONportillogeddon.com Conservative Wipeout Bingo 2024
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Sorry to keep mentioning it, but if you’ve bought a #portillogeddon bingo card - or just want to join in the fun - you should bookmark portillogeddon.com for interactive (and useful!) fun on election night… Big thanks to @Bagpuss_org for all his hard work on this! It’s gonna be great.
THE NEW IMPROVED (now contains constituencies as well as names - but admittedly not pictures for legal reasons…) TORY ELECTION WIPEOUT BINGO CARD is here! t.co/nzQFTQiR0E
"Tory election wipeout bingo" Poster for Sale by christhebarkert.co Buy "Tory election wipeout bingo" by christhebarker as a Poster
PORTILLOGEDDONportillogeddon.com Conservative Wipeout Bingo 2024
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THE NEW IMPROVED (now contains constituencies as well as names - but admittedly not pictures for legal reasons…) TORY ELECTION WIPEOUT BINGO CARD is here! t.co/nzQFTQiR0E
"Tory election wipeout bingo" Poster for Sale by christhebarkert.co Buy "Tory election wipeout bingo" by christhebarker as a Poster
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Poster idea. Vote tactically.