In case anyone is looking for the perfect gift for their favorite Coach for Kahless's Birthday and Melee Combat Holiday next month... Just look at the facsimilogical beauty of it!
Once more enjoying a holo-adventure in the blue box thing. This time my costume is excessively colorful, unbefitting a true warrior! Also the holoprogram's character notes simply say "Be a jerk." That I can do!
Yesterday's holo recess was such a success that we went back again today, but somehow my costume was different. I miss the scarf, and I hate celery, and somehow the robot plumbers are back! How many times is this program going to reuse them!
For 3rd Period holodeck adventure today the children voted for this confusing time traveling adventure. The puny sonic weapon I had was utterly worthless until I unlocked the secret "Stab" setting, after which those stupid janitor robots stood no chance at all! Plus we saved London or something.
I have confiscated this non-regulation bat'leth from one of the exchange students. I don't care if it's traditional in your galaxy, Garian, it will never be permitted at Regionals next week!
Thinking fondly of the week I filled in for the pre-school teacher. Though I was the teacher, which of us really learned the greatest lessons of all? The children, of course. I taught them moQbara!
It is Parachute Day in the gym! Reminder to all participants to bring their signed Permission Slip and adhere to the strict No Farting In the Parachute rule!
I am enjoying a day off at Risa's Temtibi Bay Water Park Adventure Cove. Soon I shall conquer the lazy river, and the mightiest waves in the wave pool will not take me down. Please ignore Brad and his Parmaqqay.
I am filling in for the music teacher today due to an unfortunate mushroom-related mishap. Rest assured my little musical warriors WILL conquer Hot Cross Buns, and none in the audience shall remain unmoved by the shriek of our glorious recorder onslaught.
Coach Gowron Reviews Atari Adventure. Cutting edge graphics allow you to really feel like you are a mighty square. Ducks can be slain with your little arrow, but watch out for the bat thing! It will steal your arrow at the worst time! The best thing about the game is the fireworks when you win.
