We Didn’t Start the Fire is obviously a hilarious song but we don’t talk enough about the line “cola wars I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE”, like was that the straw that broke the camels back for you my man?
Look, I appreciate the rhyming effort and the fairly tight adherence to chronological order. I get that it’s Boomer whingeing, but it has its merits.
As a GenX’er, the Fall Out Boy “throw a bunch of events from the last 30 years into a similar rhythmic structure” is weaksauce.