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My daughter has always been diabolical. At 18 months old she learned that if she made herself puke in her crib, she wouldn't have to take a nap because I'd be cleaning her up instead. Every day she'd gag herself then laugh at me when I came in to get her
please tell me more of your demon child stories these are giving me life rn
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oh my god. lmfao
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she'll be a master computer programmer
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She definitely will be amazing when she finds her niche. I hope she doesn't kill me on her way to said niche 😅
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lol... no, she will lead the Resistance against the Neuralink Bot Army