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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 hr
Dude’s mug shot is like “… is this real life”
Man jailed for carrying 6-inch replica of iconic sword from Nintendo - Times of Indiatimesofindia.indiatimes.com Europe News: A man in Nuneaton, Warwickshire, Anthony Bray, was sentenced to four months in prison for carrying a 6-inch Master Sword replica from Nintendo's The L
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
Ok everyone start checking Newskies and dig out your welcome packets
Coming redesign of Elon Musk's X will get rid of... a lotmashable.com Musk wants users to swipe left or right instead.
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 7 hr
This guy ran around stealing pearls so he could clutch them all at once
The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realiseswww.telegraph.co.uk A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
The chicken crossed the road because fuck you, that’s why
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 2 hr
This was needed elsewhere, so a quick important distinction: From Greek: • psychosis: mind-condition • in psychosis: temporarily disconnected from reality • psychopathy: mind-suffering or - disease • a psychopath: a person with a persistent antisocial personality disorder they’re unrelated
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
When I’m manic and someone tells me if I don’t take my no no pills they’ll call the wee woo taxi 🚑
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 15 hr
I keep seeing this phrase “Biden won more popular votes than any president in history.” LA Times just did it. THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE GOES UP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
This guy 👁️ 👄 👁️
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 4 hr
bleh
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 2 hr
This was needed elsewhere, so a quick important distinction: From Greek: • psychosis: mind-condition • in psychosis: temporarily disconnected from reality • psychopathy: mind-suffering or - disease • a psychopath: a person with a persistent antisocial personality disorder they’re unrelated
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
I don’t understand why everyone is so concerned about finding a replacement candidate when George Santos is *right there* He’d flip dem
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 hr
“contrasting” you fucking cowards Trump: "Happy Fourth of July to all, including to our highly incapable 'President' ... who choked like a dog during the Debate”
Biden, Trump deliver contrasting Fourth of July messageswww.axios.com The holiday comes after days of tumult in the 2024 presidential race.
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 13 hr
I just had a chest muscle twitching right by my heart and was legit like “ok bye”
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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social · 5 hr
What's even the point of daylight fireworks go smash a baseball bat against your toilet bowl if u really wanna make a racket that bad gosh
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 4 hr
bleh
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 7 hr
This guy ran around stealing pearls so he could clutch them all at once
The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realiseswww.telegraph.co.uk A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 hr
Dude’s mug shot is like “… is this real life”
Man jailed for carrying 6-inch replica of iconic sword from Nintendo - Times of Indiatimesofindia.indiatimes.com Europe News: A man in Nuneaton, Warwickshire, Anthony Bray, was sentenced to four months in prison for carrying a 6-inch Master Sword replica from Nintendo's The L
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 hr
How terrible is it that I’m afraid to go to public gatherings today because I’m expecting some 4th of July nutjob
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 13 hr
Poor kid
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 hr
“contrasting” you fucking cowards Trump: "Happy Fourth of July to all, including to our highly incapable 'President' ... who choked like a dog during the Debate”
Biden, Trump deliver contrasting Fourth of July messageswww.axios.com The holiday comes after days of tumult in the 2024 presidential race.
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 9 hr
If you try to film fireworks on your phone it will suck and no one will watch it
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 13 hr
Poor kid
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 13 hr
Let’s combine the Fourth of July, Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas so we can nail someone to a tree and then blow them up. Then we open our presents before a nice family meal
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 13 hr
I just had a chest muscle twitching right by my heart and was legit like “ok bye”
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
I don’t understand why everyone is so concerned about finding a replacement candidate when George Santos is *right there* He’d flip dem
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
Ok everyone start checking Newskies and dig out your welcome packets
Coming redesign of Elon Musk's X will get rid of... a lotmashable.com Musk wants users to swipe left or right instead.
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
When I’m manic and someone tells me if I don’t take my no no pills they’ll call the wee woo taxi 🚑
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
The chicken crossed the road because fuck you, that’s why
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 14 hr
This guy 👁️ 👄 👁️
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luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social · 15 hr
I keep seeing this phrase “Biden won more popular votes than any president in history.” LA Times just did it. THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE GOES UP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST