luke: This guy ran around stealing pearls so he could clutch them all at once

This guy ran around stealing pearls so he could clutch them all at once

The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realiseswww.telegraph.co.uk A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state

I have absolutely no clue why Yahoo has the same article without paywall but here’s that

The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realiseswww.yahoo.com I hope you enjoy horror films, dear readers, for British politics is about to be turned into an infernal, soul-destroying hellscape worthy of the sickest of Hollywood minds.

Wait... was Popeye the Sailor Man a candidate?!

The Lib Dems ad the loyal opposition??? It won't happen but I am HOOTING with glee at the thought

Yahoo does this with most articles, as a news aggregator. I only got reminded of this pretty recently the couple of times I tried to hunt down unnamed studies/surveys that news outlets were reporting on. Don't know if they're grandfathered in from when they were more popular, or if they pay.

Tories rn

That was funny. All that hand wringing who apparently thinks the past 14 years of Tory rule has just gone swimmingly in the UK But then, if you don't give a crap about people below the lower upper class, then I guess it has

this sounds like a certain male never trumper conservative I know who doesn't believe in one person one vote because California and New York would decide every election. Um...hell yes... because that's where the people are!

“A Left-wing one party state.” Don’t threaten ME with a good time!

Once you go left you don't go back

Dear @telegraphnews.bsky.social … GOOD!!!

Agreed.

The writer of the op-ed is not only clutching pearls. He apparently has a very uncomfortable large bark-covered stick lodged in his rectum.

"Every conservative nightmare will come true, and more besides." I can only get so hard

Ah, so there's a bright side! Let's hope, now they are in power, Labour can give up its obeisance to foreign powers (the US & Israel) and act in the interests of people living here.

"Left wing one party" Total BS.

Of course this is written by someone named Allister Heath

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