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I don’t understand why people do corn mazes. Do not let me in a corn maze. There will be a luke sized hole in every wall followed by tears and urine
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Any room is an escape room if u could just get in my way for a sec
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I’m just piling on this one because this isn’t worth its own post but - wait there are superpowers for humans in Godzilla now?
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Getting disoriented is apparently "fun" for some. I grew up in a county with a famous corn maze here in CA I don't find it appealing. HOWEVER, they have the good sense to put a platform in the middle you can go up on to try and see the way out because inevitably someone always ends up as you would.
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Yeah… I can’t even do a regular corn row let alone a corn maze. Too high. Too Stephen King.
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I am 5'4". The world is corn. I'm never getting out of here alive. Help me, Mother Abigail!
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May I recommend a snorkel in these trying times
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I may add, get a child size. I’m speaking from experience!
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Fun fact! They usually run rope or wire fences through the maze so you can't do that
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Well, *I’m* never going back into a corn maze now.
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Koolaid man… except it ain’t Koolaid
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Stupid-ass minotaurs think these walls can contain us? We can literally eat them!