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@cozyoats.bsky.social

34. Shy introvert. Lover of movies. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦
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What's it like dating you
what's it like dating you
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Post an image that people will hear when they see it.
Post an image that people will hear when they see it.
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Make a movie milder: Rosemary's Bundle of Joy
Make a movie milder: Star Wars: The Empire Shows Their Disproval By Sulking and Using Cold Shoulder Treatment
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
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I need a haircut, a lobotomy, and a million dollars - in that order - STAT.
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Greatest phone call scene?
Greatest phone call scene?
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What I’m wearing to the Met Gala.
What I’m wearing to the Met Gala.
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Seven Brides for Seven Dongs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dong
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What I'm wearing to your funeral.
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Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account:
Picture of the ‘staff who operates this Bluesky account:
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Me when someone tries to explain cryptocurrency to me
me when someone tries to explain cryptocurrency to me
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American History X-Men
Debbie Does Dallas Buyers Clubs
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The next visible eclipse here will be in the year 2205. See you all there. 🧟‍♂️
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Spell your name with horror movie titles: My Bloody Valentine Anaconda Thinner Tales from the Darkside: The Movie Hellbound: Hellraiser II Eyes Without a Face Wishmaster
Spell your name with horror movie titles: When a Stranger Calls Anthropophagus Doctor Sleep Eden Lake
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You just bought a new place to live. What did you buy?
You just bought a new place to live. What did you buy?
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Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
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Me and the regular group who like my posts.
Me and the regular group who like my posts.
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Cotton candy ass sky.
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A photo from my gallery without explanation.
A photo from my gallery without explanation.
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Reskeet with four random facts about you: 1. I was voted 2nd quietest person in my high school graduation yearbook. 2. I was a post-vasectomy accident. 3. I've never owned a cellphone. 4. I peaked in life when I was a sperm.
reskeet with four random facts about you: 1. I can't ride a bike. 2. I started speaking in complete sentences around 1.5, because I've always been mouthy. 3. Never broken a bone, had a fracture, or sprained anything. Yet. Somehow. 4. I wanted to be a paleontologist growing up.
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I'm ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 a meat popsicle
I'm ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 a little teapot
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Happy Flex Vendredi, neighborinos.✌️
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