Crafty Cow

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Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. #CatPics #Cats
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CraftySharp

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I’ve lost my Mojo. If anyone sees my Mojo please do not approach it as it’s easily spooked. Speak gently with words of comfort and let it come to you at its own pace. Once captured please return asap. Thanks in advance. Moo xxx

Does anyone have a clue what this wiring is for? Telephone? TV aerial? It's quite a thin cable

The view when I am woken at 4 am ….no not scary at all *dramatic music plays in the background *

On this cold rainy evening perhaps a little retail therapy would help? >>>>>>>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

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Someone posted his yesterday & yeah

I woke up this morning to find Banksy’s chin resting on my forehead 🥹 but she then thoroughly exfoliated my entire face “NOT THE EYES” 😳🐈‍⬛👅

Cushions for sale at bargain prices.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/1282... last few left ..

The artist.... 🐈‍⬛ And her erm artwork... 😳😡 The lil madam... My finely turned ankle is ruined... RUINED I TELL YOU!

While everyone** is on a high with hope for the future... Can I interest you in a small struggling business with a hungry and very cute cat to feed... >>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com **OK not everyone #CatsOfBluesky

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🐈‍⬛💭 I had a 2 tier tunnel.. one of which is chewable

Susie Dent always has a suitable word of the day …

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Mental work!!!! ☝🏻🐈‍⬛🤔

My *ahem* assistant is not being much assistance 🐈‍⬛ #CatsofBluesky

I've spent all morning replacing the broken cat flap... Is Banksy grateful for my hard work and expense? Is she hell

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The problem with not picking the lesser of two evils is that you end up with the greater of two evils. Wishing for a magical third choice doesn’t make it happen. Hopefully all the same people will be writing to their MP and demanding that voting reform is passed. Right? Yes? Oh.

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Why Banksy why? 🐈‍⬛😭*CHOMP*

I’m planning to paint some sort of abstract pattern on my bathroom wall … something like one of these perhaps? (Not these colours ) what do ya think?

Is it just me or is it a bit nippy today *grabs warm hoodie*

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I need to make space for new cat sofas… so I’m selling some cheaper than ever before … craftysharp.etsy.com?section_id=3... Up to 50%off #caturday #CatsofBluesky #Cats #CatPics

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ffs manuel

Have you got a cat? And a lap? Then you need a lap mat... #Caturday #CatsofBluesky >>>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com?section_id=4...

I need to make space for new cat sofas… so I’m selling some cheaper than ever before … craftysharp.etsy.com?section_id=3... Up to 50%off #caturday #CatsofBluesky #Cats #CatPics

Nice walk in the outside to clear the mind.. #TimelineCleanser

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do you have a funny name for shoes in your locality? PLEASE have a funny name for shoes in your locality, i'm BEGGING you #desperateengagementbait

Absolute bargain! You never know what you might find in your local paint shop

An action shot of one of my lap mats being used as nature intended 😉

2 more lap mats now available #CatsofBluesky >>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com

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About time too. It’s well known that chickens and ducks are the most irresponsible pet owners.