Erin Fogg: Congrats to the only people in America who still have new boat money, on the purchase of a new boat www.wfft.com/news/fort-wa...

Congrats to the only people in America who still have new boat money, on the purchase of a new boat www.wfft.com/news/fort-wa...

Fort Wayne Police unveil newest watercraft unitwww.wfft.com Just in time for the fourth of July, the Fort Wayne Police Department (FWPD) has revealed its newest device to protect and serve the people of Allen County.

Bike cops breathing a sigh of relief that they are no longer the goofiest cops in Fort Wayne

No no no say FWPD, we won't be getting hardly anyone for party rocking as we ourselves are primarily planning on party rocking www.wane.com/news/local-n...

If u give a cop a boat, he's gonna want a nuclear capable submarine

"Just in time for the 4th of July, the cops have a new boat!" cheers the local news. Now, to take a big sip of sangria and look up some Battle of Yorktown boat facts

Ah who am I kidding they're gonna shoot ya if u so much think about purchasing an Orbeez brand gel blaster never mind kaboom a whole situation about it www.wane.com/top-stories/fwpd-increasing-presence-in-promenade-park-again-due-to-kids-using-gel-guns

fingers crossed for hurricane season to do the funniest fucking thing

Tornado season would be more likely there.

No no no we get both 😊

FWPD:

And then they did. The end

“Hmm, what should we do with these piles of taxpayer money we have lying around?”

They have so many drones they got to have a whole department about it, and VR, and Bearcats, and DOOR OPENING ROBOTS so ya they really do deserve a boat to relax on from their hard work jobs as guys getting to just fuck around with expensive toys and shit jfc I hate them SO MUCH ARHJDJFJSKDN

tbf some of that is probably stolen by civil forfeiture too

Absolutely, but that’s taxpayer money too… they’ve just stolen it in a different way ;)

Ft. Wayne has navigable water?

Listen we are on the confluence of three rivers and the fact that u don't know that suggests that maybe there's not as much crime on those rivers as FWPD thinks

I grew up 90 miles from there, but I think all I've ever seen of Ft. Wayne is the interstates and maybe a couple of loading docks.

We ALSO have FIVE Targets inside a FIFTEEN minute DRIVE

Tipton got a McDonald's when I was a kid and that was when we knew we had arrived!

Making everyone a cop, on a cop's salary, with a cop's pension, and a cop's qualified immunity, could fix this country. Or destroy it, I dunno, I'm tired.

Will they fly Trump flags too? 😂

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