Erin Fogg: Idk why America doesn't have a robust strike culture anymore when it's so simple. First,

Idk why America doesn't have a robust strike culture anymore when it's so simple. First,

What in the hell?

Well u see when u write headlines u have absolutely no control over whether or not u use a word like "must" that is easily read as a future tense prescriptive command instead of a past tense descriptive lol local12.com/news/offbeat...

Workers must break into mysterious pyramid to find world's largest time capsulelocal12.com A town came together to break into a four-ton pyramid so they could uncover the world's largest time capsule which has been buried for half a century.

Lol. The guy who made that time capsule didn't need that money lmao

"And other goodies" ya okay tell me bro stashed quaaludes without saying bro stashed quaaludes lol

He was also a time traveler who put the second pyramid on top of the first nearly forty years before the first was built. Truly, the man lived a life.

Number one whhhat number two "to show what SOCIETY does to CARS?"

Yea... 😬

I'm busting in! They gotta still be good after all these years.

You're gonna need em after the next Round of Ordeals where workers must scale a motorized moving rock wall while the FBI just openly shoots at everyone

Squidward voice

pretty sure the actual world is already the world's biggest time capsule

We're gonna need a bigger union ig

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