All my tweets are good and humble. Your rich prick friend. Best selling author of “Travel Fucking Sucks: How To Make Everyone Else in First Class Miserable Like You”
Love too be sober and be accused of being drunk because I post passionate views against Republicans on Twitter. Nice try satan, you can’t bring me down today.
Perhaps the reason I’m in such a great mood today is that I got soooooo much accomplished during my work on-site and it helped dispel most of my latent imposter syndrome. Turns out that I’m AMAZING at my job and my coworkers absolutely love me. Validation is a blessing. ♥️
