"We were the first companion," the dog said, "the first ally and friend."
"Well done you," the cat said.
"After us, the humans befriended cows, sheep, goats, and pigs."
"Humans domesticated so many animals."
"And you."
"Us?" the cat said. "We only domesticated one. Humans."
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"Wow!" exclaimed the dog, "how did THAT happen?"
"It was simple," the cat replied smugly. "First, we ha...haaaa...HAAAUGH, HAUGH HAUGH KORFFF HOCK HWEEeeggh. Ptooie. Ugh. Sorry, hairball. What were we talking about?"
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